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What a Crazy Christmas 2009

Christmas Cheer 2009

Santa in the Summertime

Redneck Christmas Float

Greatest Christmas Decoration Ever!!!!!

"Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas  decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.  Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by...and the neighbors probably wouldn't appreciate people running over their lawn ornaments while trying to look at my decoration.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."

 

 

Maybe you don't feel like decorating this year...

Best Christmas Decorations of 2008

Santa will have a tough time in Iowa this year...

 

 

Holiday Greetings from Idaho!

Christmas Funnies 2007

 

 Redneck Christ

I put up the tree this weekend...

 

I think the pressure of the upcoming holiday is finally getting to the old man!

Christmas Video

Love under the Mistletoe!

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Favorite Video of the Week-October 29, 2006

Bird For Christmas

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Due to unforeseen circumstances, Christmas is canceled indefinitely!

Redneck Christmas Decorations

Santa was pretty excited to finally get a chance to take some time off from work!

George Bush at The Pope's Funeral.

Christmas Dress --- $25.00

Family Photo Pack --- $50.00

Christmas Cards $30.00

Sending the cards out before realizing your daughter is flipping off Santa Claus --- Priceless

What snowmen do in the Off Season

Christmas Classic Video

Why You Might Not Get What You Want From Santa This Year!

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Christmas Classic Video

Cops, The Christmas Special

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The Deer Hunter's Christmas Decoration

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Rudolph Meets Frosty!

 

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