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The Enemies List |
Heradio Lopez
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Heradio Lopez. Sits next to Shortarmguy at work. Scary ethnic person. Possibly up to no damn good. Speaks a funny language. Claims it's Spanish but sounds very Arabic to Shortarmguy. Crazy sayings like "Hola, Mama! Como Esta?" Shortarmguy is certain that he must be hatching evil plans to wreak havoc. Shortarmguy has called the police on him 73 times, but they've never been able to locate his secret weapons or evil intentions that he seems to be a master at hiding. Lopez claims he was born in Puerto Rico and grew up in the Bronx, but Shortarmguy is quite sure he's lying. Shortarmguy believes he was actually born in Cuba. Early in his life, he came to the US to visit some relatives and was taken captive by them. Some US soldiers rescued him and delivered him back to his native land, however this situation scarred him for life. He dedicated himself to Fidel's army of thugs and soon became one of Cuba's leading architect's of terror. About 10 years ago, he came into the US posing as a computer salesman which would give him access to all sorts of shady characters. Shortarmguy believes him to be a master of disguise. His alter ego is known as Jennifer Lopez, which allows him access to powerful people in the movie and music industry. Although Lopez has always been a seemingly likable and courteous fellow, Shortarmguy is certain it must be an act. He thinks he's been plotting something bad for a long, long time. Although he has absolutely no proof whatsoever, Shortarmguy must consider Lopez to be an enemy because he just looks and sounds suspicious. Watch out for this guy...
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