Last Updated: November 25, 2001
|Luke and Avery Swank. Also Known as Big Head Luke and the
Monster. Best known for their ability to bounce back from any
ailment thrown at them. They've battled pyloric stenosis, hernias,
serious heart conditions, Luke's funny hands inherited from his father,
and have had 9 surgeries so far between them with more to
come. When asked about it, Avery stood up and exclaimed
"Nothing will hold us down. The world better be ready for the
Swank Boys!" Goals in life: To be healthy, happy children and
go on to be successful adults.
Read their story & see more photos:
|Rudy the Retriever. Also Known as The Colored
Grandchild. Best known for his ability to swallow dad's unfinished
supper in a single gulp. Somewhat frustrated since his brothers
arrived because he has to give up, in his words, "all the
attention". Goals in life: To pack on more pounds than
any other Golden Retriever before him.
See more photos:
|Sheri Swank. Also known as Big Mama. Best known
for her ability to simultaneously change two diapers at the same time
while also building new shelves in the garage. Goals in life:
To get a full night's sleep.
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|Todd Swank. Also known as ShortArmGuy. Best
known for his ability to run across parking lots naked, sticking his head
in vats of pizza sauce, and putting his whole hand in his
mouth. Goals in life: Total World Domination
See story: Legend of Short Arm Guy
See Goofy photos: ShortArmGuy Photos
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