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December 28, 2003 Favorite Video

This Preacher Has A Way With....Words

 

 

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December 23, 2003 Favorite Video

Live News Flash

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December 15, 2003 Favorite Video

The Reason The Sheep Hate Farmer Steve

 

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December 7, 2003 Favorite Video

How Men Screw Up Romance

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November 29, 2003 Favorite Video

True Friends Will Always Give You A Hand

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November 22, 2003 Favorite Video

The sexiest pasta commercial I've ever seen!! 

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November 16, 2003 Favorite Video

 Now Where Did I Put That Ring?

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November 8, 2003 Favorite Video

They call her The Twister! 

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November 1, 2003 Favorite Video

Now that's an effective human beat box...

 

 

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October 26, 2003 Favorite Video

Now that's an effective Copier Repair Commercial!

 

 

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October 19, 2003 Favorite Video

Now that's an effective Tire Commercial!

 

 

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October 11, 2003 Favorite Video

How To Freak Out The Driver Next To You

 

 

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October 1, 2003 Favorite Video

When you're selling ladders,  the show must go on no matter what!

Best Video Clip Of 2003

 

 

 

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September 28, 2003 Favorite Video

The 2004 Fords Sportkas have a great new anti-bird poop feature!

 

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September 21, 2003 Favorite Video

How To Make A Bear Fly

 

 

 

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September 14, 2003 Favorite Video

How To Make A Cripple Fly

 

 

 

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September 7, 2003 Favorite Video

Hey, baby!  Don't I look cool in my Ferrari?

 

 

 

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August 30, 2003 Favorite Video

I can't think of any better video this week than that which features Britney, Madonna, and Christina in a threesome!! 

 

 

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August 25, 2003 Favorite Video

I sure do love my salmon.

 

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August 16, 2003 Favorite Video

Don't I look cool on my new motorcycle?

 

 

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August 9, 2003 Favorite Video

Now that was close....

 

 

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August 2, 2003 Favorite Video

Have You Heard That Smoking May Be Dangerous To Your Health?  I'll Bet You Haven't Heard Of This Hazard!

 

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July 27, 2003 Favorite Video

Monkeys are Funny!

 

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July 13, 2003 Favorite Video

Bulls and Balls!

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July 7, 2003 Favorite Video

Beat Down!

I sure wouldn't mess with this lady!!!

 

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June 29, 2003 Favorite Video

Why you should be nice to police officers!!!

 

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June 14, 2003 Favorite Video

That's My Boy!!!

 

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June 7, 2003 Favorite Video

I never knew the California Map & Travel Center had such a good sense of humor.

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May 25, 2003 Favorite Video

Indecent Proposal

You've probably seen this video before, but it's just so dang Funny that I have to add it to my Multimedia Page!

 

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May 18, 2003 Favorite Video

The Joy Of Taking Your Child To The Store!

 

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May 4, 2003 Favorite Video

Grandma's Big Dog Likes His Walks!

 

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April 13, 2003 Favorite Video

Tidy Up!  

Kids shouldn't play with mommy's toys!

 

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April 6, 2003 Favorite Video

Don't Mess With My Monkey!

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March 30, 2003 Favorite Video

Terrorist Training Video!  A Classic!! 

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March 16, 2003 Favorite Video

Your cat begs you to not try this at home!! 

 

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March 9, 2003 Favorite Video

Looks can be deceiving! 

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March 3, 2003 Favorite Video

I want a Trunk Monkey!! 

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February 23, 2003 Favorite Video

The dirtiest skin cream commercial I've ever seen!

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February 16, 2003 Favorite Video

These two guys really put the P in Pianist!

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February 9, 2003 Favorite Presentation

A beautiful tribute to the crew of the Space Shuttle Columbia.  This is a Powerpoint Presentation.  If you don't have Powerpoint on your system, you can download a viewer here.

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February 2, 2003 Favorite Video

Woodrow Jordan.  Woody's Got Game...but I ain't playing!

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January 29, 2003 Favorite Video

The Greatest Ice Fishing Video Ever Made

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January 12, 2003 Favorite Video

My mom kind of panics when she has 

"no control"

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January 5, 2003 Favorite Video

Tickle me, Tigger, Tickle Me!

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December 29, 2002 Favorite Video

Honey, I need you to clean this place spotless!

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I was watching Fox Television the other night and saw this documentary about restaurant workers and the naughty things they do to the food they prepare.  While I was viewing, I was overcome with distress.  Tears welled up in my eyes as a huge wave of guilt washed over me.  You see, I too was a restaurant worker.  I too hurt people's food.

I used to work at a pizza place, making pizzas for people like you and your family.  You came in and bought your pizzas, very innocently.  You had no idea what we were doing in the back room.  You thought we were good when we made your food, but rage can drive a pizza maker to do things that are bad.  Sometimes very bad.  

To repent, I've decided to post this video showing the kind of stuff I was capable of doing.  Click on the picture to view the file (by kostis iacovatos).  Perhaps by sharing my guilty secret with others, I will find an inner peace.  I'll finally be able to sleep at night.

This kind of stuff happens all over the country.  So please be careful.  Pleasant dining.

Sincerely,

Shortarmguy

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I was going through some old crap and stumbled across this tape from high school.

The year was 1987.  Eminem was like 12 years old.  No one had heard of Vanilla Ice yet.  But a young white rapper named Swank was bursting onto the scenes in North Iowa.  KZEV in Clear Lake and KLSS  in Mason City jammed with the attached song in their regular rotations...all right, it was in their commercial rotations but that's just details! 

By the way....if you have any cool items that I can post on my site, please email me at shortarmguy@aol.com.

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