Multimedia

 

Favorite Video of the Week - December 19,2004

Why It Might Not Be A Good Idea To Write To Santa Claus

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Favorite Video of the Week 2-December 19,2004

Cops, The Christmas Special

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Favorite Video of the Week - December 12,2004

Scraping Ice Is So Much Fun!!

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Favorite Video of the Week - December 5, 2004

Fun Game To Play After Drinking

(Warning:  Not for the squeamish!) 

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Favorite Video of the Week -November 28, 2004

KELO News In Sioux Falls, South Dakota portrays Shortarmguy as an "Irate Shopper" after he just missed getting a blow-out deal on a portable DVD Player at Target the day after Thanksgiving.

The original news show can be found by clicking here.  The Shortarmguy part of the story is approximately three minutes into the show.  This newscast will only be hosted on KELO's site until Friday, December 3rd, 2004 than a new program will appear on this link.

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Favorite Video of the Week -November 28, 2004

Why it's important to stay alert while driving!

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Favorite Video of the Week -November 20, 2004

You're never too young for Dove Hunting!

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Favorite Video of the Week -November 14, 2004

Best Case Ever For Tide With Bleach!

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Favorite Video of the Week -November 7, 2004

Redneck Rollercoaster

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Favorite Video of the Week - October 31, 2004

Driving Under The Influence

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Favorite Video of the Week - October 24, 2004

The New Voting Machines Are All Set Up and Ready To Go In Florida!

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Favorite Video of the Week - October 17, 2004

A New Invisible Fence

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Shortarmguy Video - October 11, 2004

Shortarmguy's Favorite Childhood Song

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Favorite Video of the Week - October 11, 2004

She might not be ready for the Karate Show

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Favorite Video of the Week - October 3, 2004

Smoothest Vodka Ever

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Favorite Video of the Week -September 26, 2004

Get Out Of My Car!!

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Shortarmguy Video -September 19, 2004

Figaro.  Co-starring Luke and Avery.

 

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Favorite Video of the Week -September 19, 2004

Pool Check

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Favorite Video of the Week -September 12, 2004

 News Report From Iraq

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Favorite Video of the Week - September 6, 2004

 

Impressive Driving

 

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Favorite Video of the Week - August 29, 2004

 

How To Know When It's Time To Find New Friends

 

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Favorite Video of the Week - August 21, 2004

 

More Cat Abuse!

Cats Can Fly!!

 

 

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Favorite Video of the Week - August 14, 2004

 

Sure I can pull my trailer up this wet road!!

 

 

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Favorite Video of the Week - August 7, 2004 

 

Warning: Another Tragic Cat Video

This one is fricking hilarious!!

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Favorite Video of the Week - August 1, 2004 

 

How Lenny Won At The Special Olympics

 

 

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Favorite Video of the Week - July 25, 2004 

 

He Loves To Play Piano With His Balls!

 

 

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Shortarmguy Comedy Clip - July 18, 2004

Shortarmguy Wins First Round Of 

ACME Comedy Club's 

Twin Cities Funniest Person Competition

 

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Favorite Video of the Week - July 18, 2004 

Warning!!! Disturbing Video!!!

A Reminder Of How Important It Is To Look Both Ways When Crossing The Street!  

 

 

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Favorite Video of the Week - July 11, 2004 

My Dog Thinks He's Danny Zuko!!

 

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Favorite Video of the Week - July 4, 2004 

The Power Of Beer

 

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Favorite Video of the Week - June 27, 2004 

What Beer Goggles Look Like

 

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Favorite Video of the Week - June 20, 2004 

(Nudity Warning!!!!)

Father's Day Special Video --- Daddy's Nightmare!!

 

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Favorite Video of the Week - June 13, 2004 

Why Birds Hate Baseball!

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Favorite Video of the Week - June 6, 2004 

Marriageol:  It Cures Headaches And More!

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Favorite Video of the Week - May 30, 2004 

Girl Scout Cookie Sale

An awesome video from Comedy Central's Man Show

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Favorite Video of the Week - May 22, 2004 

This week's video may be too bizarre for some of you.  You've been warned.

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Favorite Video of the Week - May 15, 2004 

The Lucky, Lazy Lions

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Shortarmguy Clip of the Week - May 9, 2004 

The Complete Crippled Comedy Classics

This is a 10 minute video highlighting some of Shortarmguy's Comedy Career.

It starts off pretty lame, but I think it picks up steam towards the middle.

It's a 10 MB file, so it will take a little time to download!

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Favorite Video of the Week - May 9, 2004 

You Might Want To Wake Up For This

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Favorite Video of the Week - May 2, 2004 

Bend It Like Beckham's Cat

***Warning: Controversial Cat Video

***See Disclaimer Below

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Disclaimer:  The Cat In The Above Video Can't Really Play Soccer!  It's just pretend!!

Many of you will remember a couple weeks ago when I showed the controversial Ford Sportka Video in which a sunroof cuts off a cat's head.  I knew it was fake before I placed it on my site, but apparently other's didn't.   I received an email from a gentleman who thought the video was real and he seemed to be quite upset about it.   He insisted I pull the video from my site.  I thought this might be a bit extreme so instead I compromised by promising to include disclaimers the next time I show potentially upsetting videos and images of cats.   So here you go, cat lovers!

Favorite Video of the Week - April 25, 2004 

The Fountain Of The Rising Stream

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Favorite Video of the Week - April 17, 2004 

The Reason Why Cats Hate Sunroofs

(Warning!  See disclaimer below)

 

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Disclaimer:  No animals were harmed making the above video!  It was created by an advertising agency for Ford Motor Company to promote their Sportka hatchback in Europe.   Ford supposedly rejected the video as a new form of Internet Viral marketing because it wasn't something with they wanted to be associated.  Somehow, it mysteriously was leaked onto the internet.   I received the following email from someone who thought this was a real cat being decapitated.
 

I cannot believe that the short showing a car decapitating a cat is considered funny.  I find it very upsetting and in poor taste.  If this were staged in the US, the owner of the vehicle would be and should be prosecuted.  You should pull this from your website now!

 
Bart C

I knew it was fake before including it as this week's multimedia clip of the week.  I never would have posted a video where a real animal is harmed.  I just found it very bizarre.   I probably should have warned people before they watched it....My bad!

More details can be found here:  Snopes or Washington Post 

Favorite Video of the Week - April 10, 2004 

Tyson Skating

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Favorite Video of the Week - April 3, 2004 

Testing the new Armed Forces barriers

Read the information first before viewing the film

From time to time, someone asks me what the concrete barriers are in front of controlled and secure buildings.  When I tell them that the barriers will stop traffic, even trucks, from approaching the secure building I usually get a look of disbelief.  I've been looking for some footage like this to prove my point.  In this test, the following parameters were used.  Read them and then watch the film.

Truck = 65,000 lbs.

Speed = 50 mph

Kinetic Energy = 5.5 MILLION ft. lbs.

Stopped in 24 INCHES!

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Favorite Video of the Week - March 27, 2004 

I Still Want A Trunk Monkey!

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 Shortarmguy Original Video - March 20, 2004

A Clip From 

Shortarmguy's 

 Application Video

For The Apprentice

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Favorite Video of the Week - March 20, 2004 

Payback!

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March 13, 2004 Favorite Video

Is This Fence On?

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March 6, 2004 Favorite Video

The Fireworks Dog

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February 29, 2004 Favorite Video

Mommy's Little Helper

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February 22, 2004 Favorite Video

Winter Sucks!

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February 15, 2004 Favorite Video

I love playing Footsie!!

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February 5, 2004 Favorite Video

Paris Hilton and Jimmy Fallon on Saturday Night Live 

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February 5, 2004 Favorite Video

Flying Jaws 

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February 1, 2004 Shortarmguy Video

I had a great response to last week's video!

Thanks for everyone's Support!

Brand new clip this week!

Shortarmguy Crippled Comedy Classic #2

Email feedback to shortarmguy@aol.com

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February 1, 2004 Favorite Video

Please make sure to let me know when you open the cellar door...

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January 29, 2003 Video

 

Special Mid-Week Update!  Video is too hot to wait for the weekend!!  Britney, Beyonce, and Pink dressed up as sexy gladiators singing a Pepsi commercial!!!  Kory Madson sent it to me from a site called Flabber.NL.  The site is written in another language so I have no idea what the hell they're saying, but if they host videos like this one.....I'm guessing they're saying some pretty cool stuff!  (I couldn't figure out how to directly link to the video, but just scroll down on the page and you'll find it!)

 

 

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January 28, 2004 Favorite Video

Shortarmguy Crippled Comedy Classic #1

Do you like this video?

Email Me At Shortarmguy@aol.com if you think I should post more like this...

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January 18, 2004 Favorite Video

Shortarmguy's Favorite Gameshow?

The Family Neud!

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January 11, 2004 Favorite Video

You Gotta Love Terry Tate, Office Linebacker!

 

 

 

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