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Krazy Kory stopped by on Sunday night. He was in town for some training classes to help him with his new job as a hotel manager. I told Kory I was going to start his training early and took him to Mystic Lakes Casino. I figure I needed to teach him about gambling since apparently his new bosses have a great appreciation for it. Because they sure are taking a huge gamble that Krazy Kory won't somehow end up blowing up their hotel!
On Wednesday, the Shortarmguy Family joined the Pack 331 Cub Scouts for a wild night of tubing down Buck Hill!
We were really excited to get there early because this meant we had our pick of any tubes we wanted! The key is to find one that has a big donut hole in the middle.
I was excited to connect with my old buddy, Jimi Gilbertson. I was excited that is until I found out that he was just there to watch his boys and he wouldn't be going down the hill on any tubes himself. I was really hoping for the chance to race him. Or ride on top of him.
Miss Sheri was a trooper. She'd been sick pretty much the whole week preceding the trip, but when it came time to bring the boys to the hill, she showed up with a smile. At least she was smiling while being towed up the hill. She mainly wore looks of terror while spinning down the ice covered slopes.
The weather was really nice, there was plenty of snow to give us a good ride, and the lines weren't overly long allowing us to have plenty of trips down the hill. All in all, it was a good dang night of tubing!
On Friday night, Miss Sheri and I dumped the boys off on Grandma so we could go see the new Popcorn Feature, Watchmen! Miss Sheri thought it was a little too "Graphic" for her taste. After all, the Big Blue guy walks around with his big old Schlong hanging out through most of the movie! And there's a lot of gratuitous violence. But because I tend to enjoy these types of things in films, I'm going to give the movie One Big Thumb Up from Shortarmguy! Go see it.
On Saturday afternoon, we took the boys to one of these new casinos for kids....otherwise known as the Arcade. When I was a kid, the arcades had fun video games. All you were trying to do was get a high score so you could enter your 3 initials for all to see. Now arcades are nothing more than training grounds for the casinos. Kids learn to shove in as much money as possible so they can earn tickets to buy cheap little junky prizes. What a Rip Off! Bring back PacMan I say!
We also had the pleasure of having lunch with Grandma Linda at Buffalo Wild Wings. When the waitress came to the table, Grandma just kept rubbing her hands while repeating over and over "Bring me my chicken." When the waitress asked her what kind of chicken, she'd just look off in the distance and make little grunting sounds before repeating her original statement "Bring me my chicken." Eventually, we told the waitress to just bring her a salad with some chicken on it. That seemed to make her happy.
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Gail's dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, 'I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you.' 'But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!' When the repairman arrived at Gails's house the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, 'Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!' To which the parrot replied, 'Get him Spike!'
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I received an email from MartinXY asking if he could borrow my video to test some new Fire Effects he had. Naturally I said "Of Course" and this is what he came up with.....pretty cool!
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all my friends also had permission to kick our ass! Nowhere was safe! There were no CD players! We had tape decks in our car. We'd play our favorite tape and 'eject' it when finished and the tape would come undone. 'cause that's how we rolled
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wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980 or before!
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