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This week was still vacation time for the Shortarmguy Family and we spent it at home in Minnesota with my two sisters, Tracy and Tammy. We actually had a record breaking vacation this time around! Only one knockdown, drag out, blood drawing feud between the three of us and we ended up resolving it rather amicably! Usually we have four or five of those whenever we get together, so we're really making progress as a family.
On Monday, we went to Taylor's Falls, Minnesota to see the beautiful St. Croix River. I get really nervous about heights, so it's super fun for me to bring the kids to a place where there's hundred foot cliffs that aren't guarded by any railings!!
Believe it or not, there's actually a beautiful view of the river flowing through some massive rock walls directly behind us in this picture. However, to get all that and 13 people in the same shot is nearly impossible, so here's us. I suppose we could have done this shot in my backyard and had the same effect.
Shortly before this photo was taken, I was standing on this wall doing the Shortarmguy pose. Then a big step backwards..... Luckily, I landed on my head so I ended up being all right!
We actually took a picture of Bailey doing a cartwheel off the cliff right after this photo was taken, but we thought she looked cuter in this shot instead.
We took a boat ride down the river. Only Tracy and Luke were braced for impact when we rammed into that big rock wall. The rest of us flew forward and ended up with some pretty bad headaches.
The tour guide said she thought this rock wall looked like George Washington as his head appears on the quarter. I guess I see it, but it looks like he's choking on some grass to me!
We were amazed with how shallow the St. Croix River was. We had a lot of fun walking across it until Grandma Linda fell into that big hole and sank to the bottom. She never was much of a swimmer.
She preferred staying behind the railings after that happened.
We finally became brave enough to attach a tube to the back of my boat and whip the kids around the lake. After completely submerging Avery to get started, I finally got the hang of it and the rest of the kids all had a great time! Avery did finally trust me to try again and I think he had fun, although he'd never admit it to me.
Lindsay likes going down the slide much more than she likes posing for pictures.
On second thought, she actually poses for pictures pretty darn good!
The Mohars love posing for pictures....and we love ruining them!
We keep telling Avery that it's not acceptable to kiss his cousins, but for some reason it just keeps happening. I guess we're just going to have to move to one of those states where this is legal.
We were having such a wonderful time until that horse ate Mallory's ear.
All wasn't completely fine and dandy at the Shortarmguy household this week, though. Miss Sheri's father, Grandpa Larry, had heart surgery this week and has been having a tough time recovering. As of this writing, he's still on the ventilator and we're hoping for him to re-gain his strength so he can come off of it as soon as possible. Any prayers you could send his way for a speedy recovery would be mighty appreciated! Nice Emails of the Week
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