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October 11, 2009.

Shortarmguy gets a Flu Shot. 

On Monday afternoon, we had a visit from our old buddy, Shawn Hogendorf, from the Prior Lake American.  He came over to interview Luke for this article about Luke's experience meeting Louie Anderson.  Shawn also told us about another of his recent stories which can be read here about a missing Wallaby in nearby Savage, Minnesota.  I don't know about the rest of you, but if I happened to stumble upon a Wallaby hopping around in Savage, I'd swear that I was having Flashbacks to the Sixties!  And I wasn't even born until 1970!

On Monday night, we were joined by our friends the Hornbuckles and Tim Ashland to watch those Minnesota Vikings take on their rivals, the Green Bay Packers.  Sadly we had so much fun I really don't remember who won the game.

On Tuesday morning, I decided to take the plunge and get a flu shot.  This pretty nurse came to Nor-Tech to stick me and my-co-workers.  My buddy, Sean, offered to buy me lunch if after my shot I fell backwards off my chair and started having convulsions on the ground.  Although I must admit I did think about doing it, I ultimately decided not to because I thought it might scare the nice young lady.  Also, we didn't have a video camera there to get it on tape.

On Tuesday night, our Cub Scout Den packed in the back of the van to distribute flyers letting our neighbors know that we were doing a food drive.

On Saturday morning, we went out again to collect the bags of goodies that would soon be headed to help feed the hungry.  I was pretty impressed that despite the bad economy our den alone collected more than 20 bags of groceries.  There sure a lot of good people out there in the world!

Luke became a Junior Naturalist at school which gave him a chance to sell environmental calendars.  If there's one thing my boys don't get to do enough of, it's fund raisers!  We just love selling stuff to people who don't want the stuff we're selling!

The weather is getting colder and the days are getting shorter but for some reason our dang dog still wants to go to the dog park.  The boys brought the flash lights to help us to watch the paths for dog crap.  The piles are really hard to see in the dark.

Grandma Linda is hoping that if they ever make a sequel to the movie The Coneheads, they'll give her a call to audition for a part in it.

One of my favorite things at the Dog Park is that no matter how big you are or how silly you look, you can still be a tough guy!



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