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June 14, 2003

TATU Girls --- Oh My God, I think I've found a new religion.  I'd never heard of this group before the MTV Movie Awards.  They're a couple of Russian, Lesbian, Pop Singers who are in-fricking-credible.  Lena Katina and Julia Volkova are their names.   Not only are they a couple of the most erotic little pixies I've ever seen, their music is among the most passionate I've heard in my entire life.  Listen to their songs in Russian.  Extremely Powerful.  The really cool thing is if you search Kazaa for naked pictures of the girls from T.A.T.U, you'll find a whole bunch of them.  Yayyyyy! 


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Original Content of Shortarmguy's Favorite Web Links of 2003


I will put a new site on this page each week.  This will be a site that either made me laugh my butt off, twisted my mind, or inspired me in some way.  If I can't find a site like this each week, the link will probably lead to a bunch of naked chicks!!

December 28, 2003

Merry Christmas!!!  These were the best Christmas websites I've received in 2003.

Cute Christmas Card

Another Cute Christmas Card

The Alternative Nativity Scene

What A Crappy Present --- I'm sure the RIAA loves this site

Crazy Christmas Carols --- Who better than a squirrel to sing Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire?

Happy Tree Friends --- Sick, Itchy and Scratchy Type Christmas Cartoons

December 21, 2003

Britney Spears --- When it comes to Hotness, I think Britney Spears is the Gold Standard!  You just can't get any prettier in my opinion.  So naturally I enjoyed these photos of her when I first saw them.  Then I was a bit shocked when I found out it wasn't her.  Then I nearly pooped my pants when I saw who it really was.

R Lee Emery --- Remember the psycho drill sergeant in the movie Full Metal Jacket?  Well, here's his website and it's damned funny.  Don't go there, sweetheart, if you're not a man or woman in uniform or a supporter of these fine service people.  Just stay away, Maggots!

Barney Reloaded --- How can you not love a video taken from the perspective of the President's Dog?  Barney CAM II is live on the White House website and it's pretty dang cute. 

December 15, 2003

The Dialectizer --- This site is amazing!  It translates any website you want into a variety of different dialects like Pig Latin, Jive, Swedish Chef, Moron and more.  Naturally I tried it out using and it works so cool.  I think I may even sound better as a redneck!

Miserable Failure --- This is a pretty funny trick.  Go To and type in the words Miserable Failure and Hit The I Feel Lucky Button.  See where it takes you.  That's good humor!!  This link is to an article discussing how this came to happen.

Kill Bill Gates --- A little bit of a twist on Quentin Tarantino's Kill Bill movie.

December 7, 2003

Crazy Horse Memorial --- I first saw this mountain sculpture 6 or 7 years ago.  I really can't believe they're not done with it yet!  Just kidding!  The Crazy Horse Memorial Project started way back in 1948 and they have a long, long ways to go!  It's already the largest sculpture in the world.  They just finished blocking out the horse's head.  I can't fathom developing a creation with the knowledge that it probably won't be completed in my lifetime!  But there's a lot of psychos in the world.

If Rednecks Ruled The Country --- I received these redneck photos several weeks ago, but never got around to adding them to my crazy emails list.  Then someone emailed me this site and I thought they did a great job showcasing them.  Enjoy!

Tony Robbins Loses His Self-Confidence --- Famed motivational speaker Tony Robbins has apparently gone crazy and abandoned his philosophy.  This article highlights what happened.

November 29, 2003

The Brick Testament --- Bible stories told in Legos.  Hundred of pictures.  Educational, Informative and just a little bit strange!  I visited about 20 pages so I get to skip church this week!!

Hello! My Name Is Scott --- Scott Ginsberg has been wearing a nametag every day for over three years.  He's quite proud of it and has dedicated his website to this fact. He has stories about life with a nametag and gives a bunch of words about front porches.  Scott seems a bit odd, but I think his message is a good one.

Happy Thanksgiving --- This is a neat animation wishing all of you a Happy Thanksgiving!!

November 22, 2003

Reality Bites --- Reality Shows in the US have been thinking up all sorts of new ways to spice up the dating show concept.  But leave it to those crazy chaps in England to really take things over the top!  Think Joe Millionaire meets The Crying Game!

Shrek 2 --- How can you not be totally excited to see Shrek 2?

Trojan Games --- (Nudity Warning!!!)  Leave it to those wild cats at the Trojan Company to develop a new Olympic Sport for the masses.  Sign me up as a competitor!!!  I'll crush the rest of them!

November 16, 2003

The End Of The World --- This takes a while to load, but it's worth it!  This site features an animation explaining since we all have nukes, we're all going to die.  Sounds pretty depressing, but it's actually quite funny!

Hubble Telescope Pictures --- Since the world will be destroyed by nukes and war, we'd better start looking for new places to live.  These photos taken by the Hubble Telescope provide an excellent travelogue to the universe.  Pretty awe-inspiring!

The Interview With God --- Before the nukes start falling and in case you can't find a suitable vacation home in a distant galaxy, it may be a good time to make peace with the Big Guy Upstairs.  This site features some lessons God just might want to share with you if you asked Him the right questions. 

November 8, 2003

The Dolphin Slaughter --- Drudge Report featured this story this week showing a massacre of several dolphins.  They warned that the photos were very graphic.  And they would be.....if they were real!!!  Don't get me wrong, I love animals and think this is a pretty disgusting practice, however I also think these photos have been doctored to maximize the gore factor.  There's no way 10 hacked up dolphins would turn the whole sea that red!!

Worth 1000  --- Speaking of photo doctors, this site features the best of the best!  I get emails every week from dozens and dozens of people sending me funny photos.  Lately, I've been getting more and more hilarious photos with this website's name on them. I finally visited the site and was quite pleased by what I found.  Worth 1000 hosts Photoshop contests and has literally tens of thousands of crazy and bizarre pictures hosted on their site.  Check it out.

Build Your Own Segway --- Have you been just dying to test drive one of those self balancing scooters, but don't have a few grand to fork over to pay for one?  This site will teach you how to build one yourself.  For less money.  He admits he left out many of the safety features, but who the hell needs those??

November 1, 2003

Best Ebay Auction Ever --- So this guy has some left-over Beanie Babies after his Collector wife left him.  So what else is he going to do with them except put them for sale on Ebay.  He tries to explain that he doesn't know much about them and doesn't care, he just wants to get rid of them.  But the bidders just won't quit bugging him with questions....

Bigfoot --- Some forensic expert is claiming that there is enough scientific evidence to make a case that there really is a Bigfoot out there.  This is in National Geographic, not the National Enquirer.  

Mo Kin  ---  You may think you've seen some master xylophone players in your life, but until you've seen 3 year old Mo Kin from North Korea, you ain't seen nothing!!

October 26, 2003

Fiery Object --- This photo of a fiery object in the sky has mystified scientists.  Of course, the photo was taken by a bunch of skateboard punks who were most likely stoned out of their minds when the photo was taken.  My guess is that it's some kind of bong rocket that one of their buddies shot into the air a couple blocks away. --- Jason Alexander is an old buddy of mine from high school.  This guy is quite the photographer and web developer.  His site is dedicated to showcasing pictures he's taken in Europe and at home.  If you look real closely at several of the photos, you'll see bong rockets shooting off in the distance.  

The Great Loch Ness Debate 2003 --- This site supposedly has new footage of the Loch Ness Monster.  It looks like a big stick to me.  I did think I saw the burned out carcass of an old bong rocket in the water, though.

October 19, 2003

Relaxing TV --- Stressed out?  Pull up a comfy chair and cuddle up next to your monitor for a bit of Relaxing TV.   Ahhhh, that's so much better!

They Stole My Eyes --- It's a short, simple video.  But the images, sounds, and music make it incredibly disturbing.  They make it down-right spooky.

Rocket Mania  --- And I think it's gonna be a long, long, time.  'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find.  I'm not the man they think I am at home.  Ah, no no no...I'm a rocket man.  Rocket man.  Burnin' out his fuse.  Up here alone.

October 11, 2003

Fake A Wish --- Funny Man, Mark Donovan, sent the following news story to all my co-workers.  Turns out it originated from this website!!

Todd Robert Swank, known as "Short Arm Guy" was arrested for lewd conduct, shoplifting, and assault at Classy &Sassy ladies boutique inside the Mystic Lake Casino. 

Authorities documented in a police report that Todd Swank entered the Classy &Sassy boutique at approximately 11:15 a.m. After failing to emerge from a ladies dressing room stall, store clerks knocked on the door asking if he was 'ok' or needed assistance. Swank, was then reported to have exited the dressing room wearing high heel shoes, women's thong underwear and matching bra along with a dress wrapped around his head as a hat.

Swank, allegedly began dancing and skipping around the store shouting "I'm a pretty princess" over and over, according to witness reports. When asked by the manager to leave the store, Swank, then squatted in the front lobby and defecated on the floor. He then picked up his feces with his hand, took a bite, and asked store patrons if they wanted a bite of his cake to celebrate his birthday.

Clearly becoming a threat to others, one of the female clerks tackled Swank, and with the assistance of two other women he was restrained until police arrived at the scene.

Mary Smith, one of the store clerks told UJ reporters, "I only weigh 105 pounds and didn't think I could tackle him, but he went down really easily. He's very weak, and very disturbed."

Initial toxicology reports indicate that Todd Swank was high on a mixture of narcotics and prescription drugs at the time of the incident. Results of a psychological exam to determine if he will face possible jail time or be institutionalized are pending.

For more information about this story &source details, please visit : Global Associated News -- source details and information

Kill Bill --- Another movie I can't wait to see!  Kill Bill looks like another Tarantino Triumph!!

MAME Jump --- Donkey Kong does his best David Lee Roth impersonation!

October 5, 2003

 John Titor --- This is a fascinating concept!  This website documents the message board postings of supposed time traveler, John Titor.  Apparently Mr. Titor is from the year 2036 and traveled back in time to pick up an old IBM computer his people need to be able to analyze and change some legacy computer code.  Before he went back to 2036, he wrote messages on several boards across the internet discussing what's in store for us in the future.  It's most likely Bullshit, but you must admit it's very creative bullshit!

Peep Show  ---  Are you ever curious what's really underneath the strangers that you stand next to on a street corner?  This site shows you....drag your mouse around to see!

Carnivale  ----  If I would have been born 70 years earlier, I most likely would have made my living by being in a Freak Show.  That's why I love this HBO series looking back at a traveling carnival in the 1930's.  This is the place I would have called home.  I can only hope that our society will choose to bring back the Freak Show as a preferred entertainment option. 

September 28, 2003

My Date With Drew --- This guy is a genius!!  He's had a crush on Drew Barrymore since he was a little kid, so he decided to develop a creative method of getting a date with her: He's filming a documentary centered on his efforts.  And it's working!!  He's gaining fame and multiple contacts who are helping him make his quest a reality.  His movie looks like it's going to be hilarious and successful!!!  I'm guessing that eventually not only will he get a date with Drew, he'll get to have sex with her as well!!!  I'm so jealous!!!!

Space Elevator --- Pretty soon we're going to be able to take an elevator ride into space.  Don't believe me?  Check out this website dedicated to the project.  Make sure to watch the animation that's included to see what it will look like.  Very cool stuff!  I hope to get to ride this Space Elevator some day.  I really hope to get to ride it with fellow passenger, Drew Barrymore.

The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins  --- Dr Spock sings about a Hobbit.  I'm not positive, but I'm pretty sure this is the opening sequence for the final Lord of the Rings movie.

Kobe Watch --- Unbelievable!  The media won't dare mention the name of Kobe Bryant's accuser, yet you can find everything you want to know about the poor girl by doing a simple Yahoo search.  This site shows her name, pictures, home address, phone number, etc.  I think I even saw a link to some dude filming a movie where he's asking the girl for a date:  My Date With Kobe's Accuser.

September 21, 2003

Stealth Disco ---  This website is gaining all sorts of popularity by showing video clips of people sneaking up on their co-workers and dancing like mad behind them.  I used to do this all the time until someone caught me and kicked my ass.  Now I just sneak up on co-workers and make fake sexual movements.

ESPN Dream Job --- ESPN is doing a really cool thing.  They're going on a nationwide search for a Sportscenter Anchor and they're having Open Auditions.  All candidates must bring is a knowledge and passion for sports, a great personality and a state-issued I.D. verifying that they are at least 18 years of age.  I would try out, except my personality really sucks!

BushHole --- (Warning!  Dirty Picture Warning!!)  I like Bush, but this picture is just too funny to pass up!  Some creative people have developed a mosaic of George W Bush using nothing but tiny, close-up pictures of real bung-holes!

September 14, 2003

 Sky Web Express --- Sky Web Express.  A revolution in Urban Transportation.  These guys were showing their futuristic "cars" at the 2003 Minnesota State Fair.  Reminded me of the vehicles in the movie Minority Report.  But who will be the first couple to have sex in one??  Send photos please!

Stuck On You Can't Wait To See It Movie # 1.  I just love movies which make cripples appear like studs.  The Farrelly Brothers have a knack for seeing the lighter side of my people.

School of Rock --- Can't Wait To See It Movie # 2.  Jack Black would make a cool cripple!

Timeline --- Can't Wait To See It Movie # 3.  This movie is based on a book by Michael Crichton.  It was a great tale of using nanotechnology to travel back in time through micro atomic portals called wormholes.  Let's hope the movie is more like Jurassic Park and less like Sphere & Congo!

 September 7, 2003

Butt Shake --- Hours of fun are contained on this website!  Take your mouse and select an area of the butt.  Drag it fast or drag it slow and make that booty go, go, go!!

The Corey and Jay Show --- My new favorite radio show is straight outta Little Rock, Arkansas.  I've actually never heard the show, but it must be fine because these guys selected as one of their favorite web links on August 28th, 2003.  They call them missing links, but I don't think that was a shot at me.

Neuticles --- Neuticles.  Testicular Implants for Pets.  Like you don't want a pair...

August 30, 2003

We Love Arnold  --- This site showcases all the reasons why Arnold Schwarzenegger would make a wonderful Governor of the state of California.  I'm beginning to think "Screw Governor.  Let's just toss out the US Constitution and let him run for president!!"  Don't you think Bin Laden and Hussein would just turn themselves in if they knew that The Terminator was in the Oval Office??

Great White vs Killer Whale --- The great battle caught on video tape!  Who do you think would win in a battle of a Great White Shark and a Killer Whale?  I sure wouldn't want to be in the water to find out!!

Neil Armstrong ---  This is the awful truth about what Neil Armstrong really said when he landed on the moon.  I've heard many conspiracy theories regarding the moon landing, but this one is the most believable!!

August 25, 2003

Project Greenlight --- Project Greenlight is currently the greatest show on television.  If you don't know the premise, it is basically about amateur filmmakers who won a contest to create a real, big budget Hollywood Movie.   The two dinks who won the right to direct the picture seem to be pretty talented, but they have no people skills whatsoever!  Their finished product is called The Battle Of Shaker Heights.  Watching it being created looks like it will be a disaster, but watching the trailer makes it look like it just may be a good flick.

Powers Of 10 --- This is an incredible simulation of exactly how insignificant we all are in the big scheme of things.  Start by viewing the Milky Way at 10 million light years from the Earth. Then move through space towards the Earth in successive orders of magnitude until you reach a tall oak tree. After that, begin to move from the actual size of a leaf into a microscopic world that reveals leaf cell walls, the cell nucleus, chromatin, DNA and finally, into the subatomic universe of electrons and protons.  Very, very cool!

Flash Mobbing --- The hottest new trend on the internet is called Flash Mobbing.  Basically, a bunch of weirdos find each other on the net.  They set up a place to meet in public and do some crazy stunt.  When I was a kid we called these kinds of things Circle Jerks.   

August 16, 2003

Shark Week  --- Shark Week is here!!  The Discovery Channel rules!  I absolutely loved the past couple year's versions where they showed Air Jaws.  They had incredible video of these Gigantic Great White Sharks leaping out of the water to eat stuff.  Made me never want to go on a boat ride on the ocean again! This year, Discovery is going to be showing an actual shark attack which should pretty much eliminate ocean swimming for me as well.

Northern Lights  --- This site has some incredible photographs of the Northern Lights as seen from different  locales around Iceland.  I love staring at the night sky, although I am a little paranoid that there may be some sharks swimming around up there.

Pretty Boy --- New title holder for the gayest music video on the internet.  It's an animation where a girl is singing about her love for her pretty boy.  They could make this video so much cooler if they'd end it with one of them getting eaten by a Great White Shark!!  

August 9, 2003

Seabiscuit --- Seabiscuit is an incredible movie!  It's entertaining, inspiring, and has a good message about life.  It's also somewhat educational since it features clips about what was going on in the US during the featured time period.  More movies should be made like this!   I understand the book the movie is based on is incredible as well.

Coast To Coast AM --- Since I never listen to the radio at night, I don't get a chance to listen to this radio show.  However, I do enjoy this website which features regular pictures of supposed ghosts, monsters and other anomalies.  

Optical Illusion --- There's a rumor going around that if you look at this site for more than 10 minutes straight, you'll go blind.  It hasn't happened to me yet, but I keep trying.  

August 2, 2003

Neal Boortz Commencement Speech --- Although it's not a real speech that's been used before, it sure would be damned funny to witness if someone ever had the balls to recite it in real life!

Metrosexuals --- They've developed a new term for guys who I really can't stand!!!

The Pilot --- Coming soon from your favorite airline.

July 27, 2003

Great Song --- Thought you might all enjoy this nice, uplifting, inspirational song…the ending of the song is absolutely incredible!!!!…..not sure who sings it…Click on the link and Crank the volume!!

Hunting For Bambi  --- Some goofballs create a game in Las Vegas where men hunt for naked women with Paintball Guns and a whirlwind of controversy follows them.  See videos of local coverage here.  Our good friends at Snopes think it may just all be a big set-up.  Once again, all of America gets Punk'd!!

Naked Survivor Girls --- Warning!!  Link is to an X-Rated site!!  Although I've never linked to a porn site before, this time I really feel obligated.  I've had literally tens of thousands of people discover over the past 6 months searching for naked pictures of Jenna Morasca & Heidi Strobel.  Every single Playboy photo is included on this page.  Knock yourselves out!

July 20, 2003

Baby Ink Tattoo  --- I have been searching and searching for a tattoo parlor which would do work on my 4 year old sons.  It has been a pretty tough task.  Luckily, I stumbled on to Baby Ink Tattoo which has been creating them for infants and toddlers for quite awhile.  We have an appointment set up for my sons now, but are still having trouble deciding between the Tigger and Garfield tattoos!

Seconds Of Madness  --- Surf the Sewer Pipes with this wild game.

The Feed Room ---  They claim they're just like TV, only better.  I'm not sure I'd go quite that far yet, but they do have an interesting website.  Chock Full O'Videos this one be.  They have a bunch of current news stories, but the real fun is in their specialty sections including movies, business, tech and the employment Channel.  Sites like this will definitely shape the future of news delivery! 

July 13, 2003

Dogbomb Interview --- Dogbomb is a very hip and clever website based in England.  The reason I know they're hip and clever is because they've asked to conduct an interview with Shortarmguy for future publication.  This week's top link is to Dogbomb's message boards where a bunch of crazy cats are helping to devise questions for me.  Looks like some of them may be a little rough.  

Dolphin Stress Test --- This is a simple web stress test which shows whether you have too much stress in your life.

Inside Hoops Rumor Page --- Shortarmguy is a huge Minnesota Timberwolves fan.  This time of year is always exciting for NBA fans who want the inside skinny on which free agent is going to sign with their favorite teams.  Inside Hoops has compiled hot news bits from newspapers all across the country and placed them on one rumor page.  Great stuff!

July 7, 2003

Sex With Sue Jo ---  She looks like your Grandma, but man does she know oral sex!  Sue Johnanson is the host of Sunday Night Sex Show on the Oxygen network.  She dishes the skinny on the proper way to use a vibrator, how to deal with a small Shlong, and gives tips on better blowjobs.  My question is, if she takes her teeth out while giving a hummer, would you call it a gummer?

Copter Crash ----  A silly little game involving crashing a helicopter into bricks of some kind.  

Where's Waldo? --- It's tough to find him, but eventually you will!!!!

June 29, 2003

Incredible 3D Internet Demonstration --- Thousands of man hours went into developing this incredible 3D simulation.  The cutting edge techniques of geometry and physics that went into this project are going to be used to shape our lives into better existences for all of us.

Bonsai Kitten --- I can't believe this practice is legal in the United States!  What this guy is doing with kittens is unbelievable!!  And who are the people buying this as "Art'?  Make sure to check out the Gallery so you can become properly outraged.  Then, when you've reached the boiling point and want to do something to stop this from happening, click on this website here.

Big Fish --- I thought I'd gone fishing for big fish in my life, but I ain't seen nothing like these photos from an Italian website.  Some of the catfish shown are actually caught using a practice known as "noodling" where you use your hand as bait.  They entice the creature to clamp down on it and then try to pull it out of the water.  I'd have to imagine this technique has created a good amount of new Shortarmguys over there!

June 22, 2003

Peugeot 206  ---  I never knew driving a Peugeot made you look so hip.  I may have to try and make one like this guy did!

Weapons Of Mass Destruction  ---  I was trying to help the Bush administration find the weapons of mass destruction they're looking for, but kept getting the following message...

Email Logic --- For all the Net Newbies out there, please check out this website before forwarding any more emails!

June 14, 2003

TATU Girls --- Oh My God, I think I've found a new religion.  I'd never heard of this group before the MTV Movie Awards.  They're a couple of Russian, Lesbian, Pop Singers who are in-fricking-credible.  Lena Katina and Julia Volkova are their names.   Not only are they a couple of the most erotic little pixies I've ever seen, their music is among the most passionate I've heard in my entire life.  Listen to their songs in Russian.  Extremely Powerful.  The really cool thing is if you search Kazaa for naked pictures of the girls from T.A.T.U, you'll find a whole bunch of them.  Yayyyyy! 

James Randi Educational Foundation  --- Referred to me by my good friend, De_Bunk, is a phenomenal website dedicated to being an educational resource on the paranormal, pseudoscientific, and the supernatural.  They even have a special challenge set-up where they'll give a million dollars to any individual who can prove, in a controlled setting, that they have super powers.   I signed up for their message forums and stirred up a hornet's nest of activity when I told them I believed in God....

June 7, 2003

***Warning this week's links may be Dirty!! (or at least Rated R)

All Sexy Wheelchair Girls --- If you're into Shortarmguy, you'll love this website which specializes in naked pictures of girls in wheelchairs.

Vaginas For Sale --- Are you a man who's always wondered what it's like to have a vagina but aren't up for the idea of getting a painful surgery?  This site may have just the answer for you...

The Crippled Masters --- Many people have asked Shortarmguy where he learned to fight so well.  He learned everything he knows from the Crippled Masters.  Their skills are legendary!

June 1, 2003

The Matrix Rejected --- Did you love The Matrix Reloaded?  I did....this guy didn't.  He has taken the time to write 50 reasons why The Matrix Reloaded is a bad movie and bad for society.  I just know that NEO is gonna kick his ass so bad!

Bicepmania.Net --- Gregg Valentino claims he has the biggest arms in the world.  As The Killer says on this website, "He ain't got nuthin on the short arm guy."  So I guess the gauntlet has been thrown.  I challenge Gregg to an arm wrestling match live on Pay Per View television for the title of "Best arms on the internet!".  All proceeds will go to charity, naturally!

Survivor Losers on Letterman --- This is a very cool archive with videos of former Survivor contestants appearing on the Late Show with David Letterman.  You just gotta love Christy Smith!  Make sure to check out the most shocking survivor ever!  If this really happens on a future show, it will be sure to get the show back to number one in the ratings again!

May 25, 2003

The ABC Song  ---  If your child is having a difficult time learning the alphabet, you may want to turn him onto this site.  I have to imagine it will keep little Johnny's attention better than most other learning tools found on the internet!

Jackinworld --- A very strange site indeed.  It's dedicated to the world of masturbation.  This link will hit their question of the week page and changes every seven days.  The first time I saw it, the page was dedicated to the strangest place people have ever satisfied themselves and the second time I saw it, the discussion was learning how to have an orgasm for the first time.   I'm waiting for the day they talk about best ways to pleasure oneself with an arm that's too short to reach.  Then I'll be happy!

May 18, 2003

PORN ---  Do you like to look at naked pictures on the internet?  Do you find yourself in the office right now, just itching for a few thrills to get your mind off work?  This site has just what you need!

History of the Internet --- A comical timeline showcasing some of the highs and lows of the internet since it was first developed.

Po Bronson --- I've been reading Po Bronson's latest book titled "What Should I Do With My Life?"  Mr. Bronson has compiled a collection of stories based on people who have found meaningful answers to one of life's greatest questions.  It's extremely thought provoking.  If you ever find yourself asking this question, you just may want to check it out!

May 11, 2003

Boycott Hollywood --- This is another site dedicated to fighting with celebrities who spoke against the war.  Apparently, is about to be shut down due to threatened action by the William Morris Talent Agency who represents many of the artists involved.  Kids, can't we all just get along?  No fighting on the internet!!  Let's all just get back to enjoying our porn!

Hacker or Spacker --- English website B3TA has another cool online photo quiz.  This one is called Hacker or Spacker.  Apparently, Spacker is an English euphemism referring to one who is physically and/or mentally challenged.  I don't like it.  I'll just continue referring to myself as cripple, retard or freak thank you very much!

 Recoil --- Recoil Magazine. News Parody site similar to The Onion.  Has some pretty funny shiznit! 

May 4, 2003

Disturbing Auctions --- This site is dedicated to the research and study of the most bizarre items found for sale on internet auction sites.  I really liked the Farrah Fawcett doll head for sale and the coin purse made from a real frog!

Famous Idiot --- Fox News reported that the creator of this site has received many, many death threats.  They interviewed him and he refused to allow his face to be seen because he's so afraid of those making the threats.  My thought is it may be time to come up with a better hobby than to continue stirring these people up!!! 

Dancing Bush --- I could watch George Bush dance for hours and hours.

April 27, 2003

Yatta --- I have no idea what these guys are singing about.  My guess is it must be something about how much fun it is to be Japanese and Gay.

We Love The Iraqi Information Minister --- All right, you had to be living under a rock to not have heard about this site somewhere this week.  I'm just bitter I didn't think of it first!  These people had over 4000 hits a second at one point!!!  Shortarmguy is a day late and a dollar short again!

Bomb Saddam --- This site may be a bit dated now, but it's a very catchy tune.  Jam with the Bushes dancing across the screen!  That Colin Powell sure can sing!!

April 20, 2003 --- I was driving to work the other day and I hear the guy on the radio talking about these hot pictures of Britney Spears wearing a skimpy red bikini.  They said to check out this website.  Since I do absolutely everything I'm ever told to by KDWB DJ Dave Ryan, I had to do it.

Saddam From Iraq  --- If Saddam did survive that massive bomb attack, he may be able to go on and have a lucrative singing career if this music video is any indication of his talents.  J LO watch your back for S Hu!!

Elbow World ---  This guy apparently worships cripples, judging from his necklace anyways...

April 13, 2003

Interface Escape  --- This game rules!!  Hop from platform to platform with your ultra powerful jet pack.  Your character looks a bit too much like Harry Potter which makes it all the more fun when you miss and plunge to a painful death!!

Optical Illusion ---   This optical illusion really blew my mind!!

Top 100 Hoaxes --- The Museum of Hoaxes Top 100 Hoaxes of all time.  A Great Read!

April 6, 2003

MAME Games --- MAME Games are often times the old arcade games we loved as kids.  Programmers have taken the instruction codes written on the ROM chips from the actual games and converted them to be able to be played on your computer.  Typically, you need another program on your PC to run these games, but the creators of this website have figured out a way to get them to be played in your browser.  Have fun!!

The 101 Dumbest Moments in Business  --- Business 2.0 magazine's compilation of 101 different events from the past year which showcase some of the highlights of capitalism.

How Dumb Are You? --- Here's one of those neat little intelligence tests which are designed to artificially make you feel smarter than you really are.

March 29, 2003

Ready.Gov Picture Interpretations  ---  The government website, Ready.Gov, is dedicated for terror preparedness and has some pretty ominous looking pictures.  It turns out that they're not that scary once you get their true definitions.

Don't Worry, Be Happy --- A couple of Pac-Man looking characters singing to each other and showing their butt cracks just seem to make the world a happier place.

Hats of Meat --- I want a meat hat!!

March 22, 2003

Crippled Game Show --- There's a new Game Show being created in Hong Kong that will pit Disabled people versus Normal People.  Put me in there, coach.  Shortarmguy will crush those sons a bitches!

American Idol Season 2 --- I'm not sure this site is legal or not, but you can download every episode of American Idol so far this season right here.  You gotta check out Frenchie and Kimberly Locke singing Band of Gold.  It's so cool.  (Season 2 Episode 4)

WAR  --- This site outlines a simple way to achieve peace between Iraq and The US. 

March 16, 2003

READY.GOV  --- The latest and greatest tool of the government to assure that each and every US Citizen is scared completely shitless!

Old School --- Old School was the funniest damned move I've seen since There's Something About Mary.  I have to tell you: Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn, and Luke Wilson just may be the 3 Stooges of our generation.

City Creator --- This is a pretty cool little game which lets you build a new City from the ground up.

March 9, 2003

Cloud 10.TV  --- They claim to be the #1 Comedy Show on the internet.  I don't know about that, but they are pretty damned funny!  I especially liked the so-called reality TV show that focused on the girl getting kicked out for pooping too much.

Dick Nose  --- A funny animation showing Bush being led around by the nose by Big Oil.

Beer Is Good For You --- Beer might be good for you at the end of the night but, as this clip shows, you might not be real happy with it the next morning.

March 2, 2003

Protesting The Protesters --- This newest video from is quite funny.  Evan Coyne Mahoney went to one of the anti-war protests.  He found out that the protesters really hate war and Bush, but were a bit clueless when asked for better solutions of their own. 

Time To Bomb Saddam --- This site on the other hand is pretty clear what they think the answer is.

New Airport Security  ---  This site simulates what the new scanners at the airport will see when you walk through them.  I gots to get me one of these things!

Buster --- All right, we have a new winner in the Gayest Video Ever contest.

February 22, 2003

Gay Boyfriend --- These ladies have found a very clever way to solve all their men troubles.

Terrorist Tracking --- The FBI has a new method for tracking people's every move on the internet.

Terry Tate --- The official home of the Office Linebacker.  Terry tried to bring his act around Shortarmguy and found himself on his back.  Yeah, baby!

February 15, 2003

Burger King Theme Song ---  There are some out there who would think this website is very offensive.  I just find it very funny.

Who's Tits are Those? --- My wife is extremely impressed with how good I am at this game.  Little does she know I've played it 37 times.

Funny Internet Videos --- This site has a bunch of great internet videos!  Some are really funny and some are just plain nasty!  So watch out!!

February 9, 2003 

Super Bowl Commercials --- USA Today has every Super Bowl commercial online for viewing and then you get to vote for your most and least favorite.  I like Reebok's Terry Tate Office Linebacker commercial.  It would be fun to work in a place like that!

Great White Female --- The World's Most Dangerous Creature

Gulf War 2 --- This is cartoon prediction of how the next conflict will play out.  I can't decide if it's funny or really scary.

EbaumsWorld --- Celebrity Soundboards.  Hours of great fun!!

February 2, 2003

Match The Nipples   --- Let's see how well you know your boobies.  This is a game of concentration, but you get to match nipples.  I found it hard.

Lady  --- After spending several hours on this site, I think I'm in love.  I just can't decide if I love her or Kenny Rogers.

Icon War --- The war is coming.  I'll just bet you didn't know it was going to be so close to home.

View From AN AC130 Gunship  --- This is a link to a site which links to a variety of intriguing videos on the internet.  The one that has really caught my attention is the View from an AC130 gunship as it conducts an attack in Afghanistan. Listen to how casual the crew is as they blow shit up.  

January 26, 2003

Black People Love Us --- These people are very lucky.  They claim that black people love them.  I'm not so lucky.  The black guy I work with doesn't like me all that much. :(

Minnesota Vikings Tribute --- This site is billed as a tribute to the Vikings Superbowl failures.  Another Packers fan with just a little bit too much time on his hands.

Cock Mobster --- A horny rapper lusts after naked celebrities.  How can you get better than that?  

January 19, 2003

Wheelchair Junkie  --- I think this guy and I could be friends.  Especially if he'd let me have a ride in his cool chair...that thing looks like it can go anywhere!

Optical Illusions --- These optical illusions are really incredible.  They get weirder and weirder the farther you get.  The last one absolutely blew my mind! 

Shortarmguy as envisioned by the Rapbastardz!

January 12, 2003

Bar Signs --- The Modern Drunkard Magazine has developed this system for communicating with others while loaded.  I notice they don't have a version for people with less than 5 fingers.  I'm pulling out my copy of the Americans with Disabilities Act and going after these guys.  Crippled drunks need this as well!

elgoog --- The Google Mirror.  I've yet to figure out the purpose.

The Shortarmguy Store  --- Loads of cool products for people who aren't afraid to express themselves.  Lunchboxes, thong underwear, ski caps, teddy bears, greeting cards and more.  All emblazoned with the image of a crazy cripple.  We'll be putting Wal-mart out of business in less than a year.

January 5, 2003

Nigerian Scam  ---  Do you ever get those emails from Nigeria offering you untold riches?  The royal family is in trouble and you have been selected to save them.  They'll give you millions of dollars as a reward and all you have to do is give them your bank account number so they can deposit the money.  The creator of this website became sick of scams like these and decided to de-fraud the fraudsters!

Liquid Generation --- Great Videos!  Great Fun! Great Site!  Make sure to check out Suck My News!

A Tribute --- A tribute to the visitors of  Hint:  You can do this with anyone's's great for parties!


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