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June 30, 2007

Quotes --- Shortarmguy's Alter Ego, Todd Swank, is quoted in two publications this week.  First is in article about Microsoft's legal threats against the Linux World.  Second is in an article about Intel exiting the blade server business.

Clean Is Happy --- I've never wanted a new toilet so bad in my life!!

Good Cop, Baby Cop

  Good Cop, Baby Cop


Britain's Got Talent -- Connie, Age 6, WOWs Simon Cowell!!



June 24, 2007

CRN's Leading System Builders --- Nor-tech was named the 2nd largest custom system builder in the country for the second year in a row.

CRN --- In a related article, Shortarmguy's alter ego, Todd Swank, was quoted discussing growth opportunities for the channel.

Prior Lake American  --- Article about Shortarmguy and his silly little website.


Amazing New Loch Ness Monster Footage


Fergie - Big Girls Don't Cry


Britain's Got Talent --- A Star is Born



June 17, 2007

McDonalds Drive Thru --- Now this is the proper way to place an order.

Wayback Machine --- Glimpses of throughout history!


Greenpeace and Police in Boat Chase at G8 Summit


June 10, 2007

Go Away Paris --- Catchy Tune!

New Fuel --- Could Salt Water answer the world's energy crisis?

Mars Hole --- I love deep hole mysteries!!


Lil Mama - Lip Gloss Video


Elliott Yamin - Wait For You



June 2, 2007

Portable Cluster --- The Nor-tech Portable Cluster was featured in this week's Var Business magazine article about system builders finding new ways to branch out!

Microsoft Surface --- This new product from Microsoft looks so incredibly cool!

4 fingered pianist --- This girl learned everything she knows from me.

Shuffle --- This game is pretty addictive.

The World In Action --- This is an interesting site.  Why can't we all just get along?


Here's to the Crazy Ones!



May 27, 2007

CRN --- Shortarmguy's alter Ego, Todd Swank, was quoted in this week's CRN discussing the challenges of taking advantage of Microsoft's Downgrade Rights in Windows Vista.

Toogle --- Cuds sent me this.  Not sure what to make of it.

What Pirates 3 should have looked like!


Rosie Vs Elizabeth


Blake Lewis & Doug E Fresh Beatboxing



May 20, 2007

Skydiver --- How to get from one plane to another.

Get Rich --- 10 Stupid Online Business Ideas That Made Someone Rich

Jellyfish All Around


Kelly Clarkson - Never Again



May 13, 2007

CRN --- Shortarmguy's Alter Ego, Todd Swank, is quoted in this week's CRN discussing the new AMD 690 chipset.  Pretty exciting stuff.

Strange Craft --- I love unexplained phenomena.  Although this one is probably just unexplained Photoshop.

Dog Attacks Shark


Line Rider --- My Co-worker & Favorite Stalker Steve "Cuds" Cuddihy sent me this addictive game.  Here's a video of one of the tracks he made:


Ciara - Like a Boy


May 6, 2007

Blogger's Choice Award --- Somebody nominated my site for the Blogger's Choice Awards!  Please vote for me if you have the chance...

My site was nominated for Best Humor Blog!

Live Leak --- Now I know how this site got it's name!

Hairy Mail --- Hours of Fun!

Have a Few More Drinks, Bruce!


Incredible Tornado Video


Rihanna - Umbrella



April 29, 2007

CRN --- Shortarmguy's Alter Ego, Todd Swank, comments on the new marketing pact between Intel and Google. 

Hotdoll --- The sex doll for dogs.

This Is Why I'm Hot


This Is The Way I Live



April 22, 2007

Fergie - Glamorous


CRN --- Shortarmguy's Alter Ego, Todd Swank, is quoted in this week's CRN discussing the lifespan of Microsoft Windows XP.

Funny or Die --- Will Ferrell has one mean landlord!

IDOL --- Top 10 Funniest American Idol Auditions



April 15, 2007

Shift Happens --- It's an amazing world we live in.

Crippled Master --- Shortarmguy's Long Lost Ancestors

Somewhere in Time --- Awesome photos from space

How to exercise like a poodle...


Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend



April 8, 2007

My Humps --- Alanis takes on Fergie!

Speculative Bubble ---  If you don't think we're in a housing bubble in the US, take a ride on this roller coaster!

The Sopranos --- 6 Seasons of the Sopranos in 7 minutes.

Halloween --- New trailer for the Rob Zombie directed remake of the classis horror movie.

I love this new song and video by Nickleback!



April 1, 2007

CRN --- Shortarmguy's Alter Ego, Todd Swank, was quoted in this week's CRN commenting on Intel's upcoming processor roadmap.

United Way --- Peyton Manning just loves working with underprivileged children.

Cruise Ship Caught In Cyclone --- I have to imagine a few passengers were seasick by the end of this.

Ferrari Crash --- Actor Eddie Griffin smashes a $1.5 million car!

What we call the news --- Latest video from Jibjab.

Spray Paint --- Incredible method of creating some cosmic art.


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I will put a new site on this page each week.  This will be a site that either made me laugh my butt off, twisted my mind, or inspired me in some way.  If I can't find a site like this each week, the link will probably lead to a bunch of naked chicks!!



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