Shortarmguy's Crazy Emails
On this page, I will post the funniest emails I receive on any given day. So email email@example.com the best stuff you get. I'll only post the cream of the crop and not the other crap I get. Although I didn't create the items on this list, my feeling is that they're in the public domain since they were emailed to me with 600 other people. So no more damn copyright lawsuits!
Warning! Adult Material Below!
May 31, 2002 Emails
I searched for hours and found this to be the best deal on the web! Shortarmguy
It's Spanking Time!
May 15, 2002 Emails
Dear friends and family,
I am writing this to ask for your moral and emotional support. You see, shortly after Christmas I was contacted by a girl that I met a little over a year ago and had a brief affair with. She informed me that she had given birth to a child and that I was the father. I was very skeptical at first but she sent a picture and ... well ... there's no doubt that it's mine now.
Thank God his arms are ok.
P.S. The Baby's picture is below.
Dicks From Around The World
May 5, 2002 Emails
The scary thing is when these guys get the munchies, they eat each other!
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