Shortarmguy's Crazy Emails

On this page, I will post the funniest emails I receive on any given day.  So email shortarmguy@aol.com the best stuff you get.  I'll only post the cream of the crop and not the other crap I get.  Although I didn't create the items on this list, my feeling is that they're in the public domain since they were emailed to me with 600 other people.  So no more damn copyright lawsuits! 

Warning!  Adult Material Below!

 

June 23, 2002 Emails

Nike would like to congratulate Tiger for his victory in the 2002 US Open

In a stunning development, Rudy Giuliani goes for Time's Man of the Year for an unprecedented 2nd straight year!

June 16, 2002 Emails

 

So whoever catches it is next to get married?  Well, this is a darn good way to have candidates come looking!

June 9, 2002 Emails

Minimum order is just 1 box!

Don't forget Father's Day is June 16th, 2002.  Click Above to buy dad some personalized golf balls.

They're so cool!  Shortarmguy

Never piss off your plastic surgeon.  Never!!!

How to tell if you may be driving too fast!

This is absolutely Bizarre! Get out a $20 bill and follow the below instructions!

Fold a $20 bill down the middle, the long way...

Fold it sideways in the middle.

Now fold it back up and take a close look... You'll see the burning Pentagon!

Turn the bill around, and on the back you'll see the burning World Trade Center!

More Info on this phenomenon can be found at:  http://www.snopes.com/rumors/20bill.htm 

Crazy Email Archives

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December, 2001

November, 2001

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