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Shortarmguy's Emails To Make You Think November 25, 2007
A Japanese company (Toyota) and an American company (General Motors) decided to
have a canoe race on the Missouri River.
Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the
race. November 18, 2007 Real Friends A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your
refrigerator and helps himself (and doesn't feel even the
least bit weird shutting your 'Pepsi drawer' with her foot!)
A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy
from your tears..
A simple friend doesn't know your
parents' first names.
A real friend has their phone
numbers in her address book.
A simple friend brings a snack to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean. A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you
took so long to call.
A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you
with your problems.
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you
with it.
A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend calls you after you
had a fight.
A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always
be there for you!
A simple friend reads this e-mail and deletes it.
A real friend passes it on and
sends it back to you!
November 11, 2007 In
my 33 years in Michigan 's Upper Peninsula , I have never seen a
newborn baby moose.
This one was not even a half mile from our house. The mother picked a small quiet neighbor and had her baby in the front yard just off of US 2,at 5:30 am .
Allen and I were out bike riding when we came upon the pair. The lady across the street from this house told us she saw it being born.
We saw them at 5:30 PM . So the little one was 12 hours old.
What an awesome place we live in to see such a site. Carla Jo November 4, 2007
little bit of L.A.
history...... During World War II the Army Corps of Engineers needed to hide the Lockheed Burbank Aircraft Plant to protect it from a Japanese air attack. They covered it with camouflage netting to make it look like a rural subdivision from the air. Before:
After:
October 28, 2007 A Group Of One-Liners 3. I
live in my own little world but it's OK, everyone knows me here.
21. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a
peeing October 21, 2007 Two Horses
Just up the road is
a field not far from here, with two horses in it.
Like the owner of
these two horses, God does not throw us away just because we are not
perfect or because we have problems
"Be kinder than
necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."
October 14,
2007
From The Mouths of Babes
HOW DO YOU
DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
No person really
decides before they grow up who they're going
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is
the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to
guess, based on whether they seem to be
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want
any more kids.
WHAT DO MOST
PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for
having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even
boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
On the first
date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them
interested enough to go for a second date.
WHAT WOULD YOU
DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and
play dead. The next day I would call all the
WHEN IS IT
OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're
rich.
The law says you
have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
The rule goes
like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have
kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
IS IT BETTER
TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for
girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up
after them.
HOW WOULD THE
WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would
be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
And the #1
Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU
MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife
that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. October 7, 2007
Stuart Brown describes
Norbert Rosing's striking images of a wild polar bear playing with sled
dogs in the wilds of
The photographer was sure that he was going to see the end of his huskies when the polar bear materialized out of the blue, as it were:
Obviously it was a well-fed Bear...
The Polar Bear returned every night that week to play with the dogs..
My thought is, what if they had shot the bear? He meant no harm. Many times we assume others mean us harm or dislike us and it's no more true than it was of the bears intent. A friendship that doesn't happen because we are afraid of what the other is thinking or intending. Sad, isn't it! Could be true of other countries as well...
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