Shortarmguy's Crazy Emails

On this page, I will post the funniest emails I receive on any given day.  So email the best stuff you get.  I'll only post the cream of the crop and not the other crap I get.  Although I didn't create the items on this list, my feeling is that they're in the public domain since they were emailed to me with 600 other people.  So no more damn copyright lawsuits! 

Warning!  Adult Material Below!



September 28, 2002 Emails

South Korean Soccer Fan

German Soccer Fan

Brazilian Soccer Fan

American Soccer Fan


How Men Start Out

Lose 10 Pounds in 5 Weeks!

September 21, 2002 Emails

The best car jack I've ever seen!!

Crap Circles

Get this Swank Chair for $99!

September 15, 2002 Emails

My friend, Kory, always used to brag to me about all these hot chicks he was meeting on the internet in chat rooms.  

Hey, Kory!!  Here's the "girl" you're really talking all dirty with! 

The difference between men and women!

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant. She is furious. Here she's in the middle of her first term as Senator of New York and this has happened to her. She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming; 

"How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault! Your fault! Well, what have you got to say?" 

There is nothing but dead silence on the phone.

She screams again, "Did you hear me?"

Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice.

In a barely audible whisper, he says, "Who is this?"

Get a Free Book

September 7, 2002 Emails

Lucky for this guy, the strike didn't happen!

For pennies a day, you can help sponsor a child like the one in this photo. Rather than throwing out your old jeans, donate them so that they may be used to help someone the same way they helped this young lady. 

This could be the first step to a better world for everyone.

Please give. Generously.

Don't let the women in your life fool you with some made up horror stories about giving birth.

This is how babies are really delivered!

September 1, 2002 Emails

They may have long arms, but they're still bigger freaks then I'll ever be!

The Perfect Woman!!

Wedding Rings

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