Shortarmguy's Crazy Emails
On this page, I will post the funniest emails I receive on any given day. So email firstname.lastname@example.org the best stuff you get. I'll only post the cream of the crop and not the other crap I get. Although I didn't create the items on this list, my feeling is that they're in the public domain since they were emailed to me with 600 other people. So no more damn copyright lawsuits!
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October 26, 2002 Emails
These sailors are getting a bit anxious to start some trouble!
Greatest form of birth control ever invented!
Why men just can't wear thongs!
October 20, 2002 Emails
Click Here For Crappy Children's Art Work
UPS and Fedex have taken their war to a different level!
October 12, 2002 Emails
The Randy Moss Lexus
This is why Disney doesn't let their pirates wear tights any more.
These bikinis are supposed to become really popular by next summer.
God, please let these bikinis become popular by next summer.
Deer VS Durango Revisited
Over 100 people discovered Shortarmguy this week searching Google for the words Deer Vs Durango.
For some reason, people like these pictures! A nice gentleman sent me the following information regarding the photos:
Here's one way to get your limit.
The story, as I understand it,
was that the deer jumped off the Hwy 101 bridge over 394 in Wayzata, Minnesota
(it was apparently scared by a car that drove by as it was walking over the
If you'd like to see all the photos: They can be found here: Deer Vs Durango
October 5, 2002 Emails
Deer Vs Durango
You Have To Love The Minnesota Vikings!!
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