Shortarmguy's Crazy Emails
On this page, I will post the funniest emails I receive on any given day. So email email@example.com the best stuff you get. I'll only post the cream of the crop and not the other crap I get. Although I didn't create the items on this list, my feeling is that they're in the public domain since they were emailed to me with 600 other people. So no more damn copyright lawsuits!
Warning! Adult Material Below!
January 26, 2003
Spin My Wheel!
Quit Complaining About Your Job! You could be one of these folks.
January 19, 2003
I never get this good of a seat on the airplane!
I want to work here...
January 12, 2003
The person who sent me this wanted to get my attention and I have to tell you, it worked really good. As a matter of fact, I encourage every visitor to Shortarmguy.com to attempt similar methods to persuade me to post their picture on my site.
Everyone has to worry about liability lawsuits these days.
January 5, 2003
Memories of Happier Days with Saddam and George W.
Supposedly this deer was hit by a train. Must really suck to be a deer!
The next surgery
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