Shortarmguy's Crazy Emails

On this page, I will post the funniest emails I receive on any given day.  So email the best stuff you get.  I'll only post the cream of the crop and not the other crap I get.  Although I didn't create the items on this list, my feeling is that they're in the public domain since they were emailed to me with 600 other people.  So no more damn copyright lawsuits! 

Warning!  Adult Material Below!

February 22, 2003

Sure I slept with another woman, but did I deserve this?

The new IRS Short Form

The Fast Food Wars are getting much more aggressive

This is one motorcycle gang you don't want to screw with...


February 15, 2003

Michael Jackson has a new re-mix album using a Beatles Classic!

This is what I found in my dishwasher the morning after my wife's Tupperware party.  There might be something weird going on there...

My nickname at work is Monkey Butt, so I got this tattoo in honor of it.

I received this email at work the other day and it scared the crap out of me:

> Al-Asuquf: There are already seven nuclear devices on American soil which
> were put in place before September 11th and are ready to be detonated.
> Al-Jazeera: How did they get in to the USA?
> Al-Asuquf: Before September 11, American security was a fiasco, and even
> after, were it necessary, we could manage to smuggle bombs into the United
> States. They entered through seaports, as normal cargo.
> Al-Jazeera: How is that possible?
> Al-Asuquf: A nuclear device is no bigger than a refrigerator; therefore,
> it can be easily camouflaged as one. Millions of cargo containers arrive
> in seaports each day, and no matter how efficient security is, it's
> impossible to check, search through and examine each container.

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February 9, 2003

Type in your name.  You will love this! 


The Best Rejected Valentine's Day Cards for 2003

Wisconsin Toilet Paper

Stars Without Their Makeup On

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February 2, 2003

The 1st picture of the cloned baby has been released!

The Bush Plan to pay for the war

The redneck Palm Pilot

"Send someone over quickly!"

the old woman screamed into the phone. "Two naked bikers are climbing up toward my bedroom window!

"This is the Fire Department, lady," the voice replied. "I'll have to transfer you to the Police Department."

"No, it's YOU I want!" she yelled. "They need a longer ladder!"

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