Shortarmguy's Crazy Emails

On this page, I will post the funniest emails I receive on any given day.  So email the best stuff you get.  I'll only post the cream of the crop and not the other crap I get.  Although I didn't create the items on this list, my feeling is that they're in the public domain since they were emailed to me with 600 other people.  So no more damn copyright lawsuits! 

Warning!  Adult Material Below!


March 29, 2003

Books that you probably don't want to buy for your kids. - A Yahoo Top Service Store!

March 23, 2003

Six Reasons Not To Let Your Girl Get Into Too Good Of Shape

I've received this one about 10 times over the past 2 weeks.  It shows one of our soldiers relieving his frustrations.

You have to love Hockey Playoff time! - The Collegiate Source

March 16, 2003


I love reality TV, but this is one I definitely won't be watching! 

Modern Day Protestors

Spring Fever Is Hitting Minnesota Hard!!

  Get 100%  FREE DVDs!!!!!!!!

Shortarmguy's old buddies, The Rapbastardz, have a new CD coming out.  Go down to your local record store and demand that they bring it in stock for you!!!  Stage a sit-in with 20-30 friends if they give you any crap.  Please keep it peaceful, though.  

March 9, 2003

can we go to war mr bush
can we!
can we!
can we!

New speedboat....................$25,000

New 4 x 4 Pickup Truck......$39,000

New pair of pants.................$42

Heavy duty trailer hitch..........Priceless

March 2, 2003

We have the greatest weather in Minnesota!

The newest fashion trend in Japan....see through skirts!  I hope they hit big over here as well!


Received from my newest friend, Pasqual.  If I find another 11 guys like this, we're going to start a professional football team that will rule the world.  And I get to be the quarterback!

Short Arm guy,

Great job with your website. Its looks great though i might break it up more for faster loading. I found the
whole thing very asuming.

As a disabled person myself. (4 fingers, 2 fingers, and no legs) You are an inpiration. You gave me a few laughs today and I'll likely be back for more.

And I'm a sucker for that reaility TV too, and boy some of those shows are so crappy yet, at least not as predictable as the scrpited dramas, and I guess thats why we all watch.

Approval is fast and easy!

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