Shortarmguy's Crazy Emails
On this page, I will post the funniest emails I receive on any given day. So email email@example.com the best stuff you get. I'll only post the cream of the crop and not the other crap I get. Although I didn't create the items on this list, my feeling is that they're in the public domain since they were emailed to me with 600 other people. So no more damn copyright lawsuits!
Warning! Adult Material Below!
Did you know Amazon sold books like these? I didn't!!
May 25, 2003
Girlfriends don't have much of a sense of humor about being cheated on...
I don't know if I feel much like surfing today.
Shortarmguy has had many drunken nights, but when he woke up next to this he figured it's time for a break from Boozing!
Look his balls go up inside him every time he blows!
May 18, 2003
I have a new favorite! This is the best email I've received since I started Shortarmguy!! Shortarmguy visitors, please try to top this one!!!
Hey, I just gotta say I love your site! I think it's uber-cool that you're able to laugh at yourself. Lots of people take things way too seriously. It's hard to find someone with a good sense of humor! Anyway, I attached a pic of my boobies because you rock. I hope you enjoy.
Keep up the superb work!!
Heidi (Click picture for full version)
House in the country .... $1 Million
Three luxury cars .... $150,000
Leaving town during a cold Minnesota winter without turning off the water pipes in your garage ............ PRICELESS!
How To Tell If Your Ass Is Too Small
Don't Dream In Public
May 11, 2003
Humans aren't the only ones who like this kind of stuff!
May 4, 2003
A sign seen outside some soldier's shower area in Iraq
OJ finally has his foursome!
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