Shortarmguy's Crazy Emails

On this page, I will post the funniest emails I receive on any given day.  So email shortarmguy@aol.com the best stuff you get.  I'll only post the cream of the crop and not the other crap I get.  Although I didn't create the items on this list, my feeling is that they're in the public domain since they were emailed to me with 600 other people.  So no more damn copyright lawsuits! 

Warning!  Adult Material Below!

 

August 30, 2003

Hell Hath No Fury...

This Guy Is Very Popular In Prison

Well, at least you picked the right name for your boat...

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Saddam isn't really missing.  Bush just has him in "protective custody".

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August 25, 2003

 

Do you promise daddy you won't hit your little brother any more?

Loot at what one week of politics has done to the Future Governor!

Michelle at TJS has been begging me to post these pictures of two of her best friends.  Apparently the two fellows are Big Fans of Shortarmguy.  Both claim they could beat the high water mark on Shortarmguy's little arm. 

Some freaky person out there developed this photo.  I kind of like it!

Candidates For The Man Of The Year Award.  And they try to say chivalry is dead....

Proof You've Lost Control Of Your Body

 While sitting at your desk make clockwise circles with your right foot.
While doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.

What direction is your foot going now?

Spooky or what and you thought you were in control.

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August 16, 2003

You gotta admit, this guy would make a great Governor!!!

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August 9, 2003

While some may think our media is brutal, those Crazy Brits pull no punches.

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Maxwell smiled.  He'd just found the perfect fish for his ex-wife's swimming pool.

This car has been implicated in seventy three Road Rage incidents this year alone!

The Reunion

I'm worried about my cat.  He's beginning to look just like me.

  

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August 2, 2003

I'm opening a baby shirt store.  With this kind of inventory, I'm sure to be rich in a week!

 

If Women Ruled The World....

Finally, if women ruled the world, Shortarmguy.com would be filled with pictures like the following:

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