Shortarmguy's Crazy Emails

On this page, I will post the funniest emails I receive on any given day.  So email the best stuff you get.  I'll only post the cream of the crop and not the other crap I get.  Although I didn't create the items on this list, my feeling is that they're in the public domain since they were emailed to me with 600 other people.  So no more damn copyright lawsuits! 

Warning!  Adult Material Below!


September 28, 2003

Do you ever just have one of those days where you think that God is pissed at you?

You Go, Colin!!

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September 21, 2003

This will be me in 40 years

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September 14, 2003

Hey, Short Arm Guy, I thought I would send this to you as it's pretty interesting.  It happened here in St. Louis, MO.

They were taken by a coworker of a friend of mine.  As I understand it, it's his car.  Nobody has a clue how it got there or where it came from.

I received it with this message: "A guy that I work with here was driving in to the office when he heard a loud 'pop' from his car.  The tires were fine....but the engine is another story."

Later,  Brian

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Following is one of the nicest emails I've received in awhile:


Rarely do I read a "biography" if ever! But once I started reading what you had to share I couldn't stop. I too am handicapped. Not with small arms, or any physical defect to the naked eye but, with alcoholism. I tend to isolate myself and drink myself into a stupor. But Todd, the reason I was captivated by what you had to say was because (although you didn't know it) you've been blessed. What I've picked up on from reading what you had to say is that you had many friends growing up. And if I were a betting man I would say you have many friends today. Being famous is probably a passing thought in almost everyone. And I wish you luck, but I think I would trade my (long arms) for your desire, and love of life.

God speed, and best of luck Todd, but remember that ALL of us need to stop and smell the rose's and really learn to appreciate TODAY. Take care of that beautiful wife and special sons.

Dave R from Georgia

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September 7, 2003

Somebody or several people from the Nike Corporation have visited more than anyone else so far in August.  Site stats show they've visited over 100 different pages on this website.  My theory is that it's their marketing people getting ready to exploit a cripple which I think would be a fine idea!  Shortarmguy, alongside LeBron James, would make a great spokesperson.  Hey, Nike people!  If you're on the fence about this proposal, then consider this super piece of advice I like to use.

Just Do It!!!! 

Here's what really caused the blackout!!!

This is either a satellite photo of the blackout or an attack by the Killer Blob!

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