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My cousins stayed at our house this weekend and those inconsiderate creeps used all my anal lube!

Recently, a friend of mine told me about your website. I happen to be the father of three children, all very dear to me, the middle one, of whom has Down's. He has been such an inspiration to me and has made my life better in every way. I did not really enjoy his potty training days, or those of my other children, so that last statement was only 99% true, but he has opened my eyes so much.

I am ashamed to tell you that I used to feel weird around handicapped people, because I did not understand why they were different, and my lack of understanding made me feel so bad that I found myself looking away, when smiled at. I never considered myself to be hurting anyone, because I did not think that they felt things the way I did. I did not give them the common courtesy of thinking they understood I wanted away from them, so I could feel "normal" again.

Over the last years I have watched my son grow, and I have seen him enjoy life in a way I never have. I sometimes see my son look at things I have always taken for granted and it makes me stop and see with simple wonder what he is seeing. He has made me open my eyes and see the beauty in things, and in people, that I never saw before.

My son's best friend is a young boy who is unable to use his arms or legs as most people can, and has a hard time talking, but who is very smart. My son has Down's but is very physically able to do almost anything (from years of chasing his older brother around).

When these two unlikely friends are with me, we laugh and play, and I find they are both more special than I will ever be. They have both accomplished things, together, and apart, that everyone thought they could never do. With my son's hands, and his friends brains, these two young boys of six years old, just put together a 800 piece puzzle of The Gateway Arch. It did take them weeks (Yes, I gave up a table for weeks) and I know that it sounds like a simple thing...except when I admit that I put that same puzzle away only half-finished no more than six months ago.

I guess I am trying to say that as I have finally come to see the beauty in the fact that we are all special, and I am so glad that I no longer feel weird around handicapped people. My son has taught me to see that when someone is "disabled" or "special" in one way they are often "ABLED" and "SPECIAL" in another way.

Finding your website has been such a blessing for me. Your site inspires me, makes me laugh, and makes me think. Thank you. Although I will, in all likelihood, never meet you, through your site, you have become something like a friend to me. You have become a friend to many, through your website, and I think I speak for thousands when I say, as you always say..."Thank You For Sharing".

Hey, I just gotta say I love your site! I think it's uber-cool that you're able to laugh at yourself. Lots of people take things way too seriously. It's hard to find someone with a good sense of humor! Anyway, I attached a pic of my boobies because you rock. I hope you enjoy.

History has been made!! On Saturday, June 28, Shortarmguy was identified in public by complete strangers!

A wild and crazy couple Straight Outta Fridley approached Shortarmguy at Valley Fair yesterday and said:

"Hey, don't you have a website? Aren't you The Short Arm Guy? We Love Your Site!!!"

Slowly but surely, we're getting there! Thanks to everyone for spreading the word!!

Now all I need is for someone to Exploit Me for $2 million so I can work full-time on making this site the funniest and most inspirational site on the net!!

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