Shortarmguy's Crazy Emails

On this page, I will post the funniest emails I receive on any given day.  So email the best stuff you get.  I'll only post the cream of the crop and not the other crap I get.  Although I didn't create the items on this list, my feeling is that they're in the public domain since they were emailed to me with 600 other people.  So no more damn copyright lawsuits! 

Warning!  Adult Material Below!


June 27, 2004

This is Rasputin's Actual 11-inch Penis In A Jar.  Details Here.

Shortarmguy Went To Prince's Musicology Concert This Week.  

The man is a master at wooing women!

Dog Gets Man....

...So Snake Gets Dog.

What Your Pets Are Doing When You're Not Home!

I'll bet this helps him pick up the women!!!


June 20, 2004

Separated At Birth?

Kerrey's Proposed New Aircraft Carrier Fleet Should he be Elected President

Yeah, Honey. What are the bears doing?  Ummmmm.....The Bottom One Is Sick and The Top One Is Pushing Her To The Hospital.

Yes, but how many carbs exactly?  I'm really trying to keep track...

The Chocolate Milk Is Near The Bathroom

The Miracle Bra People Have Come Out With A Line Of Hammocks

You gotta love the Simpsons!  Best show that has ever been on television!!

Season 4 is now available on DVD!!!
Check out the link Below for details...


June 13, 2004

So you did that with Kennedy?  Damn, I gotta be president some day!

Bush has always wanted to be Mary Poppins, but he can never get the flying umbrella to work.

OK.  Now throw me this ball and watch how I catch it...

Well, at least now we have an excuse!

Shortarmguy's Winter Home

This picture was taken by a friend of Shortarmguy whilst out with some friends at notting hill gate in London. He was scared as to why the guy was grinning

Shortarmguy's Summer At Pilot School


June 6, 2004

Hey, Bill.  Check out the ass on that chick...

It was at that moment Billy decided to retire his famous handstand on the chair trick.

I can't wait to see the new Harry Potter Movie!!!!!

John's Friends Didn't Like Him As Much As They Led People To Believe

Don't Forget To Brush After A Big Mouse Feast

The Tide Detergent Challenge

Nice Email Of The Week

hello  , dude  your awesome i really aprecciate your work , its  to laugh for jeje , i'd  be greatly greated if u send me a reply saying  anything , i read your story and its a great story  and now a legend lol,. well i just wanted to let u know that im spreading the word here in Mexico City , about  your page , wich by the  way its  really good  i mean u see some funny e mails  rarely but  in your page its full , so keep it up man , my Name Is Pedro (Peter) Bobadilla Tellez ,  im 18  from Mexico City , i saw your page  one day in a crazy e mail link so just  for u to know ok man , say hi to  all your family and friends for me man ,and  remember  skin sells LOL  see ya ....
have fun and never change .... 

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