Shortarmguy's Crazy Emails
On this page, I will post the funniest emails I receive on any given day. So email email@example.com the best stuff you get. I'll only post the cream of the crop and not the other crap I get. Although I didn't create the items on this list, my feeling is that they're in the public domain since they were emailed to me with 600 other people. So no more damn copyright lawsuits!
Warning! Adult Material Below!
June 27, 2004
This is Rasputin's Actual 11-inch Penis In A Jar. Details Here.
Shortarmguy Went To Prince's Musicology Concert This Week.
The man is a master at wooing women!
Dog Gets Man....
...So Snake Gets Dog.
What Your Pets Are Doing When You're Not Home!
I'll bet this helps him pick up the women!!!
June 20, 2004
Separated At Birth?
Kerrey's Proposed New Aircraft Carrier Fleet Should he be Elected President
Yeah, Honey. What are the bears doing? Ummmmm.....The Bottom One Is Sick and The Top One Is Pushing Her To The Hospital.
Yes, but how many carbs exactly? I'm really trying to keep track...
The Chocolate Milk Is Near The Bathroom
The Miracle Bra People Have Come Out With A Line Of Hammocks
You gotta love the Simpsons! Best show that has ever been on television!!
Season 4 is now available on
Check out the link Below for details...
June 13, 2004
So you did that with Kennedy? Damn, I gotta be president some day!
Bush has always wanted to be Mary Poppins, but he can never get the flying umbrella to work.
OK. Now throw me this ball and watch how I catch it...
Well, at least now we have an excuse!
Shortarmguy's Winter Home
This picture was taken by a friend of Shortarmguy whilst out with some friends at notting hill gate in London. He was scared as to why the guy was grinning
Shortarmguy's Summer At Pilot School
June 6, 2004
Hey, Bill. Check out the ass on that chick...
It was at that moment Billy decided to retire his famous handstand on the chair trick.
I can't wait to see the new Harry Potter Movie!!!!!
John's Friends Didn't Like Him As Much As They Led People To Believe
Don't Forget To Brush After A Big Mouse Feast
The Tide Detergent Challenge
Nice Email Of The Week
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