Shortarmguy's Crazy Emails
On this page, I will post the funniest emails I receive on any given day. So email email@example.com the best stuff you get. I'll only post the cream of the crop and not the other crap I get. Although I didn't create the items on this list, my feeling is that they're in the public domain since they were emailed to me with 600 other people. So no more damn copyright lawsuits!
Warning! Adult Material Below!
September 26, 2004
The really important question is, which candidate would make a prettier Miss America?
Who's more manly when surrounded by colorful folks?
Who's more manly with his wife?
Who's more manly when outdoors?
I'm sure this is fake.....but who cares!
This is a pretty good representation of my life!
Nice Emails Of The Week
Rhino Before and After Seeing Jeremy's Fiancé!
Buy The Movie Mean Girls! Just click the picture...
September 19, 2004
This is an honest to goodness actual Real Estate Photo taken from this website...they might want to look out the window the next time they're taking photos of a house they want to sell!!!
For some reason, I really, really want a coke as well...
I just want to know how this guy figured out he could do this...
Oh John, I have the perfect spot for you to stand during your speech...
Redneck Driving Academy
Honestly, this gets me chicks all the time!
A co-worker got a pen stuck inside the printer just before he had
to go to a meeting. He started to try and remove the pen, but was told "We
don't have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not
to use it and then report it to the Help Desk."
So he grabbed a piece of paper and scrawled on it. Later, a technician came in laughing and said he was just in the lobby, saw a piece of paper on a printer and went to investigate.
Below is what he found. Sometimes things don't always come out the way you want them to.
There's more than one way to be a horse's ass!
Ummm, you might not want to stand there.
Nice Emails Of The Week
Sorry about your loss. I have seen your routine on the
site, and it is funny. If you like stand-up, I would encourage you to keep
trying. The worst thing that could happen is that you'd get better at it.
I do not know if you could use this or not. But here is something for your fans that have a Princess Leia fetish.
Thanks for a great email and your kind words, Mark!!
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September 12, 2004
Which one looks more like The First Lady?
Let Me Out!!
Honey, what were you doing in the garage last night?
Even Britney's Gotta Go Sometimes...
Listen, I have a Toolbox you can borrow if you want...
My buddies used to do this kind of stuff to me too!
This might be taking the exposed midriff thing a bit too far...
I believe I can fly!!!
Nice Email Of The Week
I have been viewing your site for at least eight months.
And it was one of favorite sites to view each week.
I enjoy your funny pictures and Links of the week.
When there's something exceptional I always forward them
to my friends. And occasionally preach the gospel of short arm guy, while I am at it.
Keep up the good work.
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September 6, 2004
I wish I was in the zoo, someone feeds you, cleans up your poo, no work, no responsibility, sleep all day and of course blow jobs with the whole world watching. That's living...
I failed this class because I just couldn't concentrate on what the teacher was saying...
That Does It! Beach Volleyball Has Officially Become My Favorite Sport!
And weightlifting has just dropped to the bottom of the list...
Star Wars Is Coming To DVD!!!! Click The Picture For More Information!!
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