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Shortarmguy's Crazy Emails
On this page, I will post the funniest emails I receive on any given day. So email shortarmguy@aol.com the best stuff you get. I'll only post the cream of the crop and not the other crap I get. Although I didn't create the items on this list, my feeling is that they're in the public domain since they were emailed to me with 600 other people. So no more damn copyright lawsuits!
Warning! Adult Material Below!
May 28, 2005
From A Republican Contributor
Communion Is So Different Now That There's A German Pope!
Texas Limo
More Truth In Advertising
Hot Pup
Now That Is A Big Hole!!
Supposedly this Big Hole is in Siberia...
May 22, 2005
Kangaroo Vs Snake
Man Vs Pig....The Man Lost This One!
Lady Vs Melon...The Lady Lost!
Born To Be Different!
We Don't Need A Stupid Wheelchair Ramp!
Free Mammograms! This is a great idea!!!
Smart Kids! I used to do the same thing when I rode the bus!
What A Deal!
This is how I do my laundry!!
A friend of mine took this picture in Lacey, Washington. I thought it was pretty funny. I heard that this guy is notorious for strolling his dog around. Old people rock! Anyway, I hope you enjoy it as much as we did!
4~Äϯ℈ pruitt4
May 15, 2005
This dude battled a Chupacabra and won! More details here.
I've been trying to sell my stupid generator on Ebay for a month with no luck!
It sucks because my auction seems to be getting a lot of hits, but nobody buys the darn thing!!
Maybe I should take a different picture...
This is one fashion trend that I really hope doesn't catch on!!
Honesty In Advertising
My Kind Of Dentist!
Stuct Tape
May 8, 2005
Why It's So Much Fun To Live In The Desert...
More Details On These Photos Here.
Better Get The Beano!
Minnesota Street Gang
Joe's Last Picture
It's really hard to concentrate on pooping in this bathroom.
Give Grandma A Kiss!
A Way To Beat High Gas Prices
Nice Email Of The Week
I have gotten so much inspiration from your website. I work as a counselor and I have used several stories of inspiration in my counseling sessions. I wanted to send a love offering to say thank you. Wish I could send more.
Lifeofhappiness
***Best Of All, This Very Nice Lady Included A Contribution To Shortarmguy.com!!***
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