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Are you looking for pictures of the legendary Chupacabra?

According to my web analytics, you probably are. 

I can't remember the last time I looked at this page, but suddenly yesterday (7/14/2010) this page started receiving thousands of views because I had this picture and link posted on it:


This dude battled a Chupacabra and won!  More details here.

The reason for all the sudden interest in this mystical beast is because supposedly one of them was shot in Texas recently:

MSNBC Video on the story


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As it turns out, the story wasn't true.  It was the love child of a coyote and a wild dog:

Story Here


But, since so many of you are looking for information on this creature, I'll keep my eyes open for more evidence of their existence and post more updates on this page as I find them.

Here's a great video regarding other theories on the Chupacabra:




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My original crazy emails page for May, 2005 is below.


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Shortarmguy's Crazy Emails

On this page, I will post the funniest emails I receive on any given day.  So email the best stuff you get.  I'll only post the cream of the crop and not the other crap I get.  Although I didn't create the items on this list, my feeling is that they're in the public domain since they were emailed to me with 600 other people.  So no more damn copyright lawsuits! 

Warning!  Adult Material Below!

May 28, 2005

From A Republican Contributor

Communion Is So Different Now That There's A German Pope!

Texas Limo

More Truth In Advertising

Hot Pup

Now That Is A Big Hole!!

Supposedly this Big Hole is in Siberia...

May 22, 2005

Kangaroo Vs Snake

Man Vs Pig....The Man Lost This One!

Lady Vs Melon...The Lady Lost!

Born To Be Different!

We Don't Need A Stupid Wheelchair Ramp!

Free Mammograms!  This is a great idea!!!

Smart Kids!  I used to do the same thing when I rode the bus!

What A Deal!

This is how I do my laundry!!

A friend of mine took this picture in Lacey, Washington. I thought it was pretty funny. I heard that this guy is notorious for strolling his dog around. Old people rock! Anyway, I hope you enjoy it as much as we did!

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May 15, 2005

This dude battled a Chupacabra and won!  More details here.

I've been trying to sell my stupid generator on Ebay for a month with no luck!

It sucks because my auction seems to be getting a lot of hits, but nobody buys the darn thing!!

Maybe I should take a different picture...

This is one fashion trend that I really hope doesn't catch on!!

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My Kind Of Dentist!

Stuct Tape

May 8, 2005

Why It's So Much Fun To Live In The Desert...

More Details On These Photos Here.

Better Get The Beano!

Minnesota Street Gang

Joe's Last Picture

It's really hard to concentrate on pooping in this bathroom.

Give Grandma A Kiss!

A Way To Beat High Gas Prices

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I have gotten so much inspiration from your website.  I work as a counselor and I have used several stories of inspiration in my counseling sessions.  I wanted to send a love offering to say thank you.  Wish I could send more.


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