Legend of ShortArmGuy
Shortarmguy's Crazy Emails
Now that's a meal!!
Texas Deer Hunting
Probably not a good time to let
the kids play in the backyard...
I want to go to school in Japan!
Now that's a MAN's grill!!
Not sure these guys thought this
job all the way through...
Quote of the Week
I was regretting the past and fearing the future.
Suddenly my Lord was speaking:
"My name is I AM"
He paused. I waited. He continued.
"When you live in the past with its mistakes and
regrets, it is hard. I am not there. My name is not I Was.
"When you live in the future with its problems and
fears, it is hard. I am not there. My name is not I Will Be.
"When you live in this moment, it is not hard. I am
"My name is I AM."
Joke of the Week
The other day, I needed to go to the
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I
put on my old Air Force fatigues and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the
Internet onto the front of my shirt.
When I went into the E.R., I
noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they
weren't that sick after all.
Here's the patch. Feel free to
use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.
Crazy Emails For July 22, 2007
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