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A Bush Family Christmas
I can't decide if this is funny or mean.
Friendship and Love all rolled into one!
Our Server Room has a little wiring problem...
Man! Global Warming is a Bitch!
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Quote of the Week
-- Amelia Earhart, aviator Jokes of the Week
Old People
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my
food so that I would not choke on
Happy Thanksgiving!!!
Another Bigfoot Sighting
One way to avoid getting too much money out of the ATM
When you have to go on the go...
On second thought, I guess I don't really have to go...
Quote of the Week
-- Ken Blanchard, Business Author and Speaker
Jokes of the Week A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York City two days before Thanksgiving. “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing," he says. "Forty-five years is enough.” “Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father says. “I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her.” Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like heck they’re getting divorced,” she shouts. “I’ll take care of this!” She calls her parents immediately, and screams at her father, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing!” The father hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. “OK,” he says, “The kids are coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way.” BEST
EVER BLONDE JOKE?
Nice Emails of the Week From Steve "Cuds" Cuddihy: But I really like marching bands. Honestly I do. This one a gem, hope you enjoy it even though it’s just over 6 minutes long. This is the Cal band playing a halftime show from earlier this month. It's their "video game show," and it's pretty much the coolest thing ever. They run through a number of classic game songs, all while forming scenes from the games out of the band itself. It's got everything from Pong and Tetris to Zelda and Mario, and it's amazing. It makes me want to play Nintendo and join a drum line all at the same time. Well, maybe just play Nintendo, but you get the idea. http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/79608/detail/
This is a HillBilly!
When it absolutely positively has to get there!!
Glad to finally get that question answered!
How you know the world is a happy place...
I've discovered what I want for my next tattoo!
High Tide Heels
How to feed a lizard.
You gotta do what you gotta do!
After Vikings Rookie Running Back, Adrian Peterson, broke the NFL single game rushing record, my co-worker Steve "Cuds" Cuddihy decided he was the cover boy for Madden 2009. Looks like the "Madden Curse" has already happened to him since he was hurt in today's game against the Packers and couldn't return to the action!
Secret - Do Not Forward
This was sent
to me by an associate in the surveillance field. I am This is classified material, so do not ask how or where I got it. But I feel someone should know the truth.
Quote of the Week "Think you can, think you can't; either way, you'll be right."
-- Henry Ford, Industrialist Joke of the Week
An elderly gent had serious hearing
problems for many years. He went to Nice Emails of the Week loved your
site so much that i took some time to copy the email Bunny Threesome
Deer Threesome
That dog has always been a great duck hunter!
Most Obedient Dog I've Ever Known
Why Trampolines are so Dangerous!
Seeing this would almost make it worth it to be pulled over!
The Real Miss America
Yeah....you probably don't want to date her.
Ummmm.....can I get a little help here?
Quote of the Week "You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you."
-- Dale Carnegie, author, educator Joke of the Week
An extremely modest man was
in the hospital for a series of tests,
the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?" The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost." Happy Halloween! :) Nice Emails of the Week
Good morning and a very happy Thursday
to you. This is my friend Graham from England Beatles Web Site, thought
you could maybe mention it on your site, I'm sure there are people here
that would be interested in it. He doesn't sell anything or make money
from it , but its all about the Beatles, He was a former Disc Jockey so
he knows a lot about Music.
http://www.jpgr.co.uk/beatroot.html CJM Hi there, just received these unusual pics of a hippo down on the beach. I used to live in Richards Bay before I moved to England, and I have to say wow, never thought I would see a hippo on the beach there. Just some special pics of a hippo that decided to visit the ocean for a couple of weeks end Sept to mid Oct at a popular beach in Richards Bay. Apparently not uncommon for this to happen. It’s thought they cleanse parasites etc in the sea water. Nature is a funny old thing.
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